- someone’s eating habits
- appearance issues that can’t be fixed there and then
- someone else’s “bad” decision if it can’t now be undone
- someone’s laugh or voice
- someone’s “unrealistic” dreams
- someone “not looking their best” in photos
- someone not wanting to do something and trying to subtly avoid it without making a fuss
- anything that you know will make someone self conscious or insecure unnecessarily
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
karen gillan beating up groups of men while baby i love your way by big mountain plays is the best moment in cinematic history and it saved 2018 sorry i don’t make the rules
y’all ever just
CHEIRIK. THIS. NOW!!!!!
Back at it again with the headcanons! Message me anytime for OTP requests.
Buying the first house/renovation AU:s
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•person A finding the ugliest most run down shack of a house claiming “it’s haS PoTenTiaL B!!”
•person B regrets every choice they’ve ever made when they see the house.
•arguing in the Home Depot over what paint color to get.
• “I see now, you don’t really love me this was all a trick”
•JESUS A I just want to paint the living room *color a hates*“
“IVE BEEN BETRAYED”
“Shut up drama queen”
•paint fights. It starts out as accidentally dripping paint on the other person and ends up with both people on the floor laughing and covered in paint. Not much gets done that day.
•rebuilding the shitty parts of the house and arguing over the “right” way to do it.
•"hey babe, I kinda want to nail you. Get it? Nail? Cause we’re hammering”
“I’m leaving you.”
•being so proud of what they built together and finally having a place they could call their own and build a life together
•building IKEA furniture.
“DAMMIT A I know what I’m doing!”
“No you don’t! The instructions are in Chinese!”
“I CAN GOOGLE IT.”
“You’re hopeless”
•person a accidentally hurting themselves lifting something heavy/putting up drywall.
“OH MY GOD A ARE YOU OK”
“I’m fine!”
“YOURE BLEEDING”
“MAYBE IM JUST DEDICATED TO THE WORK B.”
•being sweet and cute the first night in the house. No furniture, no power, laying on an old Mattress in the living room floor, but being happy that they finally have their own house.
•Person a makes friends with all the neighbors while B makes sure there aren’t any creeps in the neighborhood.
•impromptu karaoke while painting. Usually to really bad music.
•when they finally finish the house person B wants to carry A over the threshold.
“But we aren’t married.”
“Yeah but it’s symbolic”
“Yeah, to MARRIAGE.”
“Shut up and let me carry you.”
•person B proposes that night.
Feel free to add more!!
omg
Many many many different nationalities of characters
No gender is superior
A mentally ill leading character
Romance is not a major plotline, yet we still see the importance of love
Girls are bold and strong AND have emotions and cry because that’s realistic
Self-found family
No villains – everyone is fighting for what they think is right and everyone has a backstory (again, realistic)
Funny, heartwarming, inspirational and heartbreaking at the same time
Every ship is real
Sassy assholes
Doesn’t get boring
The protagonist looks like fried liver on a stick.
Boys helping boys and girls protecting girls
Also set in the future
People die
All characters are realistic teenagers who run out of breath, get scared, eat a lot and stink
Girl is respected and safe despite being the only one in a camp with all boys
The protagonist is gay with his best friend, the author agrees
okay, sometimes I like to think what it would be like and I write in my fanfictions (but they are in portuguese) and I wanted to share with you guys, so here we are
i’m sorry that i don’t know how to write fluff. I’m used to be a drama queen but hey! its always time to try new things, right?
hope you like it
(crappy english ahead)
i think it would be like you two study in Midtown but never crossed paths
you have heard of Peter but you never thought deeply about him
you might have one or two classes together
detail: he always lived in the building across the street
the train you ride to go to school would be the same as his
but again you’ve never noticed him
mostly ‘cause the train was always full
until one day
it was a raining day and you woke up late for school
you just threw on a hoodie and forgot to wear proper pants, keeping the captain america pajama pants
and you got very wet on the way into and out the train, running like never before
when you got to the class soaked and feeling dizzy you looked for your seat
you spent the whole Chemistry class sneezing and feeling cold
“hey, are you alright?”
you looked beside you where the voice came from and surprised yourself
there was that boy that you’ve never talked before
what you heard about Peter Parker was that he was the sweetest and smartest boy in Midtown
you tried to sound fine but your mouth kept shaking while you answered
“y-yeah, j-just feeling a l-little cold” “you’re soaking wet, are you sure?” “uh-hu. It’s fine”
but Peter being Peter didn’t let it go that easily
when the period was over he ran into you and touched you lightly in the shoulder
you turned around to find him wearing the sweetest smile you’ve ever seen
“um… I have some gym clothes in my locker that you could wear. I-If you want to, of course!”
you never paid attention to him before and he was now helping you
“it’s okay, Peter. I-I’m fine” “it would be just a minute!”
before you could say anything, he ran through the corridor and back with clothes in his hand
you smiled at him and thought to yourself: nobody has ever done anything like this for me
“i’ll go and change”
you ran into the bathroom and changed your wet clothes to Peter’s gym clothes and dried yourself with some papertowels
when you left the bathroom you found Peter waiting for you and he just smiled again melting your heart
“as much as I liked your Cap’s pants, I prefer my gym shorts”
he just stared for a moment and then took off his hoodie, giving it to you
“here, take it” “no, Peter, it’s okay” “I insist”
and you took it
and you never forgot his scent again
after that you started noticing Peter everywhere you went
and you realized that you never saw him in Delmar’s or some classes or by the window sitting in his desk studying or in the train
it was crazy how you never really saw Peter Parker before that
you started to get closer one day when the train ride was almost empty and you sat by his side, watching him taking one of his earbuds off to hear what you had to say
“hey, I never thanked you for that day so… thank you for helping me. And I’m bringing your clothes tomorrow!”
he just molded his lips in that shape that you thought for hours and hours never leaving your mind
“it’s f-fine, Y/N. If you need anything, y-you can call me… or…” “maybe we should hang out some time”
at first, he was surprised by your offer
but he smiled again and offered you one of his earbuds
“do you like music?” “of course! I’m human, right?”
he mentally slaped himself and blushed hard
so you two started to talk more and more
your boring train ride turned into a laugh session with him that you wished that would never end
History and Chem would be way more fun with him sitting by your side and passing notes about how Iron Man was better than Cap
and you would laugh for hours
lunches would be shorter when you passed by his side
he even introduced you to his friends!
you and Ned clicked right away and Michelle… well, Michelle is Michelle
friday nights would be busy with movie marathons in Neds
and it was all good until one day
you were having a Star Wars marathon in Neds and Peter sat by your side in the couch
Ned was sitting on the floor and slowly falling asleep
and you and Peter were the only ones awake
but it was a stressful day for the boy ‘cause he had a Spanish quiz and had to do lots of Chem homework
it all led him to be the epitome of tiredness
and in a blink, he was laying on the free space on the couch and looked so comfortable that you couldn’t just not stare
when Episode III was almost in the end you found yourself yawning and your eyes closing more and more
you didn’t remember how you fell asleep
but you remembered very well to wake up laying on his chest
it was awkward when you woke up from the flash of Neds cellphone sound
Peter immediatly got up and you just sat there blushing h a r d
after that day you and Peter didn’t really talk for a couple of days
not because you didn’t want to, but because you couldn’t
not after you realized
you liked Peter. A lot.
so you started to watch him from your window
often he would be in his desk studying or trying to fix pieces that he would collect from the streets
it was all normal until
“what’s that climbing onto Peters window?”
HOLY SHIT
Spider-man
and then you saw spider-man taking off his mask
and surprise again, it was peter fucking parker.
you tried your best to ignore him in school, Delmars, the train, everywhere basically
but
it was inevitable to not talk to him one morning when the train was empty and you and him were the only ones there
“why are you ignoring me? Is that because you slept in my chest? ‘Cause it’s alright, i kinda liked and…” “when were you gonna tell me you’re spider-man? And… wait, you liked? “WHAT?”
he tried his best to deny that he was spider-man, but after a lot of invalid arguments he just gave up
and he literally begged on his knees to you keep it as a secret
your friendship was back again and now built in trust and love
he even invited you to study sessions in his apartament
and you met May and she loved you
“Peter has a pretty girl friend and never told me?”
hard blushing
one night you were reading a book and heard something in your window
you looked for something to use as a weapon and found your shoe
when you came closer to the window you found Peter leaning on and looking terrible
“oh fuck, what happened to you?” “I was fighting bad guys and didn’t end very well. Wait… were you going to hit me with your shoe?” “Forget about that. Sit on the bed now”
he did as told to and you looked for something to fix his wounds and bruises
when you got back with a first-aid kit you started to clean his fresh wounds and clean the blood while he tried to maintain his composure
“ok Peter, I found really cool that you were spider-man at first but now I’m scared as shit” “how come?” “you never showed up with open-up wounds. I used to ignore the bruises but now I’m worried about you” “you… you worry about me?”
his face was so precious. it looked like he had stars in his eyes
“of course I do, silly. I care a lot about you” “I never thought so” “now you know so.”
that night, when he left, you couldn’t stop smiling at the warmth of his body and how much you would like to have that moment again and again
after that he would always show up in your apartament looking for help with his wounds and bruises and of course, you would always help him
night after night he would spend more time in your room just looking for a talk to distract him and you would laugh for hours
one day at lunch you sat at the usual table and found Ned already sitting there
when you asked where was Peter he didn’t know how to answer
but you found the answer when you looked at the cafeteria entrance and found Peter not alone, but in the company of Liz Allan
he was wearing the same sweet smile that he used to give to you and made you feel special and now you felt awful
maybe he didn’t like you that way
oh, that’s okay. I didn’t expect to
but you did
that night you were laying on your bed with your tears burning your cheeks while you tried to sleep
you totally forgot about Peter until he jumped inside your room, bringing snacks on his other arm
when you saw him you immediatly tried to wipe the tears away
“Y/N? What’s wrong?”
you couldn’t bring yourself to ask him, so you just smiled and breathed slowly
“nothing. Just allergies.” “oh, okay. I brought some snacks for us…” “if you don’t mind, I’m a little tired tonight and tomorrow will be a long day, so…” “uh, alright. If you need me…” “yeah, I know”
the next day you asked Ned if Peter and Liz were a thing
Ned tried to keep it to himself but he couldn’t not tell you.
“Peter kinda likes her”
it broke you entirely
you feld your legs go numb and your body trying to float away but you just stood there smiling again, reassuring him that you were okay
then you started to avoid Peter again
you would just give him excuses about not feeling well or being late for something or even busy
you just couldn’t look at his face when his star-eyes weren’t meant for you
he even stopped coming in your room at night
it was like that until one day you were trying to sleep and heard a sound and sat up right away
you saw Peter climbing into your room and looking at you with worry
“Y/N? Sorry to wake you up.” “what are you doing here, Peter?” “shit, I’m… Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong?” “do you like Liz?”
your question caught him off guard and you felt stupid
“what?” “do you care about me at all?” “why would you say that? Of course I do!” “then why don’t you show that? I know Liz is way more pretty and smart than I am but I’m still your friend!” “shit, Y/N. What’s going on?” “admit it!” “admit what?” “admit that you like her. Please finish this so I can live in peace and not in the dark again.” “I used to like Liz. But now I don’t”
you felt your chest getting smaller at every sentence
Peter sat right next to you and watched your face
even in the dark you could see his beautiful features and your heart was racing the time with anxiety
“then why would you come here every night? If you were looking for a friend, why wouldn’t you come to Ned’s or Michelle’s?” “because I wasn’t.”
he got even closer and looked you in your eyes.
again, you could see the stars in it and felt a warmth spreading over your chest and your cold hand got warm
he was holding it
“I care about you. I like you or… or even m-more.”
with that he pecked your lips in a fast and sweet kiss that left the taste of his soft ones lingering there
that’s when you realized
you were slowly falling in love with Peter Parker
okay so I saw a post on Instagram saying that James Ransone and Jay Ryan are problematic and I'm genuinely confused. Can anyone tell me if this is true? And if it is, what did they do??