MY FAVORITE SNL SKETCH

Spiderman - I AM A MAN

Friends.... my ass

Z and TOM today on her snapchat!!!!!!

shit like this makes me so sad

just gonna leave this here…

BB8: Finn is naked.

Poe: BITCH, WHERE?!

Concept: For Spiderman 2, Pete and MJ get a lot closer. Their friendship is the central focus of the movie and in the second act, we get hints of romantic feelings from both sides.

MJ is the first to recognize that she has more-than-friendly feelings for Pete. Like, she starts noticing that their little friendship dates starts turning into real dates, only Pete is too oblivious to her and his own feelings. Pete starts to get to know her more and vice versa.

The turning point is when prom is announced and MJ is expecting Pete to ask her to the dance. However, Pete doesn’t and is discouraged when MJ goes into a rant about how stupid prom is. Pete WANTS to ask her but he’s not exactly sure WHY he wants to ask her (he hasn’t realized he has feelings for her yet). But what Pete doesn’t know is that MJ’s rant was just an act and that she’s too afraid to just directly ask him out, worried that he’ll reject her. Turns out, she’s afraid that she’ll lose him as a friend so she doesn’t make a move.

Miscommunication…a central factor to any romance. Then, Kraven the Hunter comes in and kidnaps MJ for the climax.

Kraven sends a message out that he wants Spiderman to face him and that he has “his girl”. Ned thinks it’s Liz until it’s revealed that it’s MJ.

That’s how Peter finally realizes he has romantic feelings for MJ, since even the villain managed to pick up on their romantic tension.

And then during the final battle, an injured Pete finally asks MJ to prom and she answers by kissing him before saying, “Hell no…just kidding, of course I’d go with you, dumbass.”

Peter, filling out a crossword puzzle: Hey dad, what's a three-letter "yes word"?

Erik: Aye.

Peter: How about a four-letter word "to have strong feelings for"?

Erik: Love.

Peter: Aaaand the non-nickname version of Charlie?

Erik: Charles.

Peter: Excellent, just wanted to check that, thanks Dad!

Erik: Hang on for just a second there!

mood

mena i grew up in an egyptian household massoud

a baby fixing himself up (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Well shit's about to go down

D23 Live Panel Recap (to the best of my abilities, but I kind of died and went to heaven, so...)

Spoilers, kind of?

A Wrinkle in Time -Ava DuVernay saying she wanted the cast to reflect the real world -gorgeous makeup and costumes for Mindy, Oprah and Reese -Meg being told she has to be a warrior in the teaser -we all got free posters and Oprah shouted “You get a poster, you get a poster, you all get a poster!” -CHRIS PINEEEEEE (and Disney openly and willingly congratulating him on Wonder Woman) also he was adorable with Storm

Mary Poppins -Lin is adorable in the trailer and it just feels so magical and it’s gonna be great -also Dick van Dyke and Angela Lansbury are in it

Aladdin -they announced casting and they cast Middle Eastern actors thankfully (correction: the actress who plays Jasmine is actually Indian, sorry for the mistake)

Mulan -it is coming. that is all

The Lion King -they played footage of The Circle of Life and I almost cried

Star Wars -Rian geeking out -DAISY AND JOHN, SO CUTE -KELLY MARIE TRAN, YO -MARK HAMILL walking out and everyone goes wild, and he’s like ‘Who, me?  Nah…’ -Mark pointing to his eye, drawing a big heart, and then pointing at the entire crowd -behind the scenes footage -and I miss Carrie so much

Marvel -Kevin Feige and the fact that it’s been almost 10 years of Marvel! -bringing out almost the entire cast of Infinity Wars (except not Evans, but I can deal) -like, they brought out Josh Brolin first and then they brought out a round of Avengers actors, and then they were like we need reinforcements -and they were like how about some Guardians -and then they Josh was like I’m still feeling pretty cocky -and Kevin Feige was like, we have a Hulk (cue Ruffalo) -and then they’re like didn’t you bring a friend from work? (cue Hemsworth) -and Feige was like it would be so cool if Spider-Man swung by (cue Tom) -MACKIE AND CHADWICK AND ELIZABETH AND BENEDICT AND RDJ -BUT SEBBBBBBB (with his amazing beard) -and then and then and then RDJ is like where is the footage? -so they did this gorgeous recap of MCU up till now -and it ends with the exchange between Tony and Cap on a black screen (“How do we cope?” “Together.” “We’ll lose.” “We’ll do that together too.” (chills)) -CUE INFINITY WARS TRAILER -there’s literally so much awesomeness I can’t even begin to share it but seriously chills -The Guardians picking up Thor in outer space -Doctor Strange conjuring his force portal stepping stone things and Star Lord jumping from stone to stone -Nat’s blonde!?!?! -Bucky and T’Challa leading a Wakandan army!?!? -and this is the part where I died -because somebody throws something (maybe a spear? I’m not perfect, I couldn’t see 100%) -and then a figure in the shadow catches it -GUESS WHO GUYS -that’s right -it’s STEEEEVE -and the most important takeaway -CAP. HAS. A. BEARD. -I REPEAT. CAP HAS A BEARD. -NOT A FULL GROWN EVANS BEARD.  But enough. -I probably missed stuff -but I was a little overwhelmed

I got to the convention center last night at 10 pm (panel started at 10:30 am).  I slept on the concrete floor in line (inside, thankfully).  It. Was. All. Worth. It.