Yeonjun: There’s no way Soobin likes me.
Soobin: *gives him cuddles*
Soobin: *spends all his time with him*
Soobin: *Confesses his undying love*
Yeonjun: He totally sees me as just a friend...
Executioner: last meal?
Jisung: I want to eat the electric chair.
Executioner:
Executioner, through walkie talkie: can he do that?
Seonghwa: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Hongjoong: [sighing] It's Yeosang’s turn…
Yeosang: Fuck shit up out there but don't die
Wooyoung: [wiping away tears] so inspirational…
Pfft-
chan: jeongin, remember, you're one in a million
jeongin: that means there are 7 thousand of me in the world
seungmin: find yourself
felix: start an army
minho: overthrow the government
Kai: I wanna die.
Beomgyu: I wanna murder somebody.
KaiBeom: *share a glance*
Beomgyu: I’m going to...go to the bathroom...
Kai: Y’know I think I have homework...better get on that..
Yeonjun: Alright, have fun!
- five minutes later -
Yeonjun: WaIT NO COME BACK-
Chan: I need to get laid
Chan: To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend
Chan: you hit a toddler!
Minho: [shrugging] equal rights, equal fights
Chan: We’re screwed.
Felix: Hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat!
Chan, pumping his fists in the air:
WE’RE SCREWED!! YAY!!
Wooyoung: What goes up and never comes down?
Seonghwa: The amount of stress you bring to this family
Beomgyu, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning parental figure.
Soobin,not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child.
This man is a legend