Terrible News. The Exact Fanfiction I Want Has Not Magically Appeared And I May Have To Write It Myself.

MANDY MILKOVICH 4.04 ― “Strangers on a Train”

Okay. Don’t choke on any grey pubes. MICKEY MILKOVICH 4.07 ― “A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, R*tard and Parasitic Twin”

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

need!!!!!

dream bedroom

Sweethearts

based on this artwork by Joseph Bowler

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

MASTERLIST

casual reminder that my requests are open!!!

i have pretty much no limits as to what i will write (see: what i won’t write)

requests can be as detailed or vague as you like. im happy to write one shots, lengthy fics or whatever you want.

can write for any escape the fate members (previous or current. i’m most passionate about ronnie radke, craig mabbitt, max green and monte money!!), vic fuentes, oli sykes, andy black or literally anyone else like that. i can also write for shameless US, labyrinth, twilight series, beetlejuice, american horror story, metal lords or gotham. feel free to leave as many requests as you like and i’ll work my way through them.

dating s1 mandy milkovich could include...

tw for smut and angst.

-you’d first met through ian

-they always hung out and you figured mandy must be pretty cool since ian was so chilled out

-turns out she had the same idea and you bonded instantly

-suddenly you were both seeing less of ian and more of eachother

-not like that mattered because he was infatuated with mandy’s older brother anyway

-you did basically everything together

-painted each others nails, dyed your hair, gossiped, shared clothes, went shopping, blasted music

-you both loved pierce the veil, ayesha erotica, mars argo, mitski, flyleaf, bring me the horizon, depeche mode, deftones and so much more

-anyone who missed the whispered declarations of love and passionate make out sessions would’ve thought you were just good friends

-and she was definitely your best friend, with the added bonus of really good sex and cuddling

-your first kiss was more amazing than you ever could have imagined -you had both been blasting music again and she’d been flirting with you

-she inched closer and closer to you on the bed before she leaned forward and pressed a kiss to your lips

-when you both pulled away for air she was almost glowing with happiness

-she was always so supportive

-would kick anyone’s ass if they even looked at you funny

-you’d always defend eachother if someone had a problem

-she loved it when you sat on her lap

-if you were cuddled up next to her most of the time she would pull you into her lap so you could straddle her

-she loved to kiss you in that position

-mickey made fun of you both but it was only teasing. he would always support you both no matter what

-the boys were glad to have you both happy and out of the way at first

-until they walked into you both making out and almost having sex in every room of the milkovich house

-“terry’s gonna catch you fuckers one day” mickey had warned but you just laughed and gave him the finger

-it was ironic since you’d been on a couple double dates with ian and mickey already

-they were definitely a thing together but mickey would never admit it

-probably a good thing since terry had just gotten out of prison again

-“fuck off with that lesbo shit” mickey teased as he and ian walked through the front door to see you both on the couch

-“go and do ass sex with carrot top” mandy snapped, and you both laughed at him as ian’s face paled and mickey stomped off angrily

-you’d been together for weeks but she was the first to say i love you

-you’d both gotten really drunk together and once the high had worn off you were both sobbing into eachothers necks

-“i appreciate you so much y/n. i love you so much” she had cried to you

-she had pulled away when you didn’t respond instantly

-but the panicked look in her eyes dissipated when you said “it’s okay, i love you too. so much.”

-everything only seemed to get better after that

-ian said that you two had the closest bond he had ever seen -so when your first argument came they were both all the more confused

-mandy was an angel usually so getting on her bad side was hell for everyone

-“the hell is going on? they’ve never fought before” mickey had asked ian as you and mandy screamed at eachother in front of the couch

-“MANDY!” mickey had shouted. his voice could literally wake the dead.

-you both snapped out of your fighting to look at him

-“WHAT?!“ she had screamed at him

-“What the fuck is going on?” he demanded. Ian was trying to look stern behind him but definitely failing.

-“Y/n heard that I let that dumb bitch Sophie use my eyeliner and now she’s JEALOUS” mandy turned to glare at you

-“i am not JEALOUS mandy you just shouldn’t let other people use your makeup!!” you had screamed back

-mickey rubbed his eyebrow in frustration

-“Will both of you shut the fuck up? You’re annoying the shit out of everybody.” he walked away, sick of your arguing

-you would never hit eachother it was mostly just shouting and catfighting

-ian and mickey started to get worried when the screaming ceased and you had both been silent for hours

-they went to check on you both just for them to walk into the most vicious make up sex in the history of forever

-“Eurgh fucking hell!” they yelled, slamming the door shut

-not like you two cared

-she’s definitely a top but always down for you take control sometimes