I Had To

wait close the locket they were kissing in there

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

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plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot

diversity win! you’ve worked on your internal biases to the point of being just as nervous around brown people you don’t know as you are around white people you don’t know (which is to say very nervous. you have an anxiety disorder)

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?