Hii Im Back

i genuinely think that death note is gay by design. if it isn't, you are left with light the heterosexual. you know he's as such because he constantly reaffirms this with elaborate rituals that he barely pulls off. he's disgusted by a model calling herself his girlfriend and the only person he connects with on the literal planet is another man, with whom he shares the only non-surveilled room at task force hq for two months. i don't need them to kiss on the page for me to know that it happened. there is yaoi everywhere for those with eyes to see

cha cha real scared

It's Thursday

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

NO WAY

THAT IS SO COOL

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

Happy pride

Mello didnt survive death note because he wasnt autistic enough

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight