Believe It Or Not This Ship Is Serious To Me

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

You can tell a lot about the health of a civilization by their warning signs. Places with a lot of dumb folks will have very broad, very dumb warnings in public. "No feeding the birds." "Stop swimming in this drainage pond." That kind of thing.

Advanced civilizations have very precise signs. They've covered the bases of their regular, run-of-the-mill idiots, and now they're working hard to cover that other end of the bell curve: the talented idiot. When I was in Germany last time, there was a big warning sign that consisted of a 76-letter-long word that means "stop bothering this particular goose, Sven." I don't know who Sven was, but the goose looked pretty calm. It worked.

Now, I have a secret to tell you. You can just make your own signs. There's no law against it, except perhaps "littering," and the municipal sign factory doesn't have very good security. If you show up there past close and put in the door code that you shoulder-surfed off one of the employees returning from lunch a week prior, you have all night to fuck around with their sign-printing machine, making the most official-looking placards you can think of.

Is this wrong? I don't think so. It's a public space, and being able to put up an aluminum sign that says wacky crank shit is your right. For instance, just last week, I banned pickup trucks from parking by the playground. The cops figured out something was going on, because they didn't get any calls for toddlers getting backed over for a couple of days and sent a patrol truck to investigate. Took my sign right down.

What I discovered after that is that nobody keeps records of what signs are supposed to be there. Why would anyone put up a sign for no reason? They cost money, after all. The city is now suing the shit out of that officer for stealing the "no trucks" sign, thanks to an anonymous tipster who called in the theft. Guy wearing a reflective vest came by and put like four more of them up after the lawsuit made the news, just out of spite. I'm not entirely sure if he's actually a city worker; we ran into each other at 3am at the sign factory and just grunted. He was working on some really crazy signs about not feeding a particular swan. Probably German.

I love overcast & rainy days so much it’s like a fetish to me. I would fuck a cloud

ID: The "How Fast Can I Name 100 Pokemon vs How Fast Can I Name 100 Women" YouTube meme edited with Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi, the channel name edited to read "Dungeon VODS", the first video title edited to read "How Fast Can I Name 100 Monsters" and the second video title kept the same. The first video (monsters) shows Laois grinning at the camera with a thumbs up and numerous monster names behind him. The second video (women) shows Laois smiling at the camera slightly and sweating. Behind him there are three names: Falin, Marcille, and Namari.

(in case you don't know, the meme is a screenshot of two YouTube videos from the same creator, the first's title being "How Fast Can I Name 100 Pokemon", the length of the video at 10 minutes and 31 seconds, and the second's title being "How Fast Can I Name 100 Women", the length of the video at 1 hour 15 minutes and 16 seconds.) End ID.

yeah

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

I love this stupid show man

Light answers a tough question

Mello didnt survive death note because he wasnt autistic enough

thinking of them a lot lately