It's So Weird To Me That Everyone On This Website Is A Human Person Outside Of Their Weird Internet Niche

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:

occupy a shrine (artillery battery)

given offerings (rations and ammunition)

prayed to (recieving orders via phone)

smites enemies (self-explanatory)

so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations

Sorry for shooting my toxic blood at you like a rifle in class earlier. I know this may seem inappropriate but I really want to kill you

You thought about up-teching at all? A whole bunch of your loadout seems like just big pieces of metal of variable thickness and sharpness.

I USE WHAT HOLDS UP WELL UNDER HOURS OF SUSTAINED IMPACT AND FUCK TONS OF FIELD CONTAMINATION. HIGH TECH TENDS TO DO NEITHER

NOTABLE EXCEPTION: SINGLE USE ABLATIVES

INPACT LANCES? BRING TWENTY, THEY'RE BUILT TO BREAK AND THE HOLES THEY MAKE GLOW REAL PRETTY

Venom is back and still gay.

has this been done

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

@kazsartcorner YOU CALL THOSE BURGER PATTIES????

that's a breakfast sausage puck. they're not really sausage (no casing) but i'll be damned if i let someone call that a BURGER patty

just watched the broly movie with a friend and uh

broly's my son now. i love him like he is my child. he deserves the world.