Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

no sales for 5 days..

born to wear graphic tees of my favorite things under an open faced jacket/hoodie

forced to wear a normal t-shirt with a hoodie covering it

i love him more :P

made fanart of my fav minecraft youtuber

(my best friend who does not in fact make youtube videos about minecraft anynore but he does in fact stream minecraft to me through discord. i love him)

Yeah yeah fuck it, put the integrated autocannon on there

Wrist mounted rocket launcher, yeah. The machine guns where the eyes should be, big fuckoff sword, yeah

Fuck it, yeah, thirty ton VT jump jet kit, partial wing with folding legs, put talons on the fucking thing too, yeah

Hip holster for the one-handed flamethrower, LRM tubes with the deadfire missiles, radiometry suite that lets me see in fuckin x-ray, yeah

Microwave gun, laser AMS, the gauntlet with the HEAT in the knuckles, put all that extra shit on there, yeah

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

Mine head. Aches. With such unbearable vigor.

does this to you

Remember, the most powerful status effect you can inflict is "dead".

oh hey my lovely- IS THAT ALUCARD THE MIGHTY???

pencilless. lack of pencil. zero pencil in sight.