Sol Badguy But I Like This Gif A Lot, This Is Me

merry christmas

thank you for this delightful ruby

your christmas gift shall be.....

LAKE OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

this one

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

You thought about up-teching at all? A whole bunch of your loadout seems like just big pieces of metal of variable thickness and sharpness.

I USE WHAT HOLDS UP WELL UNDER HOURS OF SUSTAINED IMPACT AND FUCK TONS OF FIELD CONTAMINATION. HIGH TECH TENDS TO DO NEITHER

NOTABLE EXCEPTION: SINGLE USE ABLATIVES

INPACT LANCES? BRING TWENTY, THEY'RE BUILT TO BREAK AND THE HOLES THEY MAKE GLOW REAL PRETTY

they should let me into nasa so i can discover a new planet and name it ecto-1

no sales for 5 days..

me: oh dear, how will i store my beloved jacket? if only there were a plastic implement to hold up my fine clothing!

the aptly-named coat hanger:

Watching people who have dogshitass interpretations of Lancer Lore talk about it so loudly and so publically that now people who haven't read Lancer think the lore is bad because they've only read those takes.

Introducing the Polemos - Honored Guardian

The Apex Renegades Polemos is a mainstay of land-based siege operations. Its massive and imposing frame serves as a force multiplier for any unit it is included in, serving as an indispensable vanguard for any combat situation it is placed into. This can be attributed to the fact that the Polemos was designed to complement the rest of A.R.C’s catalog, with the intent of being a monolithic presence on the battlefield that draws fire away from less durable, offensively-oriented frames. Over its years of service, the Polemos has received further refinements to fall in line with more recent frames produced by A.R.C. These changes include an active Phalanx array deployed around the frame at all times, which effectively increases the Polemos’ battlefield presence even further and allows it to push back the enemy’s front line while keeping its own moving forward.

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Marching at the front of the Pack is the Polemos, ARC's dedicated front-line shield-wall, the first to come to blows with enemy forces and the first line in stopping the enemy making it any further unscathed. On it's own the Polemos is a formidable shield wall but, alongside it's allies it's strengths are bolstered even further, using their presence to strike harder and Deeper, and the Polemos is almost never alone with it's hoplite drones as backup.

In it's suite of weapons and systems, the goal of the Polemos Frame is to never be caught on the back foot, the ARC Xiphos proves that there is beauty in simplicity and the Face of the Stalwart shield reminds over eager hostiles that a shield is just as effective as a weapon as anything else. However, nothing compares to the Proclamation of Thanatos, the superheavy signature of the Polemos that can crack open the very ground under it's target's feet.