Okay, But I Took It Over To The National Forest A Few Weeks Ago, And The Ranger Was Totally Fine With

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

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