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So I might as well introduce Tumblr to the @vexwerewolf -style roast memes of some of the GMS systems I did a while back. I still gotta make the rest of them but like *attention span* amirite?

If I were just one degree bolder as a designer and the Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy rulebook wasn’t already too big I would implement a rule where your investigator has to go to the bathroom once per 10 or 20 Ticks or else lose Composure or something.

What this would add to the game is something that occasionally separates one investigator at a time from the others thus making them vulnerable, and a plausibly-deniable-through-mechanics excuse for one investigator to separate from the others on purpose in case there’s some secret they have to keep, and it would start to be noticeably weird that certain investigators (like vampires) never use the bathroom; what it would also add to the game is pissing and shitting mechanics.

i wish i was kinder to my 13 year old self

physically cannot be normal about joining new discord servers. joined the anim ttrpgs patreon server recently and i'm just browsing around (they call me the lurkerrr) and it's just like "oh! that's the guy who's mostly the reason i'm here" and my brain stops working normalways

anyways donate to anim on patreon and join their patreon discord they're very niceys

mindwave fanart for the contest yippie

Eureka: The Fanservice Files adds a Trait to the game for your investigator having huge boobs.

This Mundane Trait, called “Well Endowed,” is for investigators with huge boobs.

It has two benefits and two downsides. The first is obvious, a +1 Contextual bonus to the Seduce Skill, always active. The second is a bit more situational. It makes your investigator’s cleavage function as a storage space, which, now that I’m writing it out, I think that that might be one of the features of Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy that i haven’t explained on social media at all.

So now this post is about the Wealth Skill too.

In Eureka, you don’t track individual dollars, your investigators have a Wealth Skill Rating. This is essentially their social/economic class, and it serves dual purpose. Firstly, it can be rolled for knowledge of high-class society, and the modifier can be reversed when rolling for knowledge of lower class society.

This also acts as a modifier for WP roll, which i have already covered in a previous post.

During gameplay, though, Wealth can also be rolled to purchase useful items at stores. With a Full Success, they can find and buy just what they’re looking for. With a Partial Success, they may be able to find something slightly worse than what they need, or they can buy what they need but they lose Composure from financial stress.

Wealth rolls like this are not only made at stores though, they can be made at the investigator’s house, vehicle, or backpack, usually with a negative modifier, to determine if they already had what they needed tucked away in the closet or trunk or something. (Fairies in particular have a bit of a hammerspace thing going on with these, and can pull much more out of places than one would expect them to be able to hold.)

The “Well Endowed” Trait extends this ability to your investigator’s cleavage. It has a low modifier, but at any time they can try to produce a useful item from between their breasts. The snoop illustration for this isn’t ready yet, but it will feature a snoop and a well-endowed snoopette both tied up with padlocked chains; and the snoopette is wiggling a set of lock picks out from between her breasts for the snoop to take and free them both.

(The hammerspace features of fairies’ storage also extends to “Well Endowed” if they have it. A well-endowed fairy could even hide a person in there, in a pinch, with onlookers none the wiser.)

Now for the downsides of Well Endowed. If a well-endowed investigator is ever trying to squeeze through a very small gap, they run the risk of getting stuck thanks to their enormous breasts. Secondly, any time a well-endowed investigator starts moving on-foot at a rate that would require the Speed rules to come into play, they must make a small Composure roll, because ouch, their back!

Download Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy and its April Fools add-on Eureka: The Fanservice Files from itchio now, or get them from out patreon! They’re free on itchio, but we could really use the money if you can spare it!

i love scooby snacks and no one can ever change my mind about that

pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

oh boy here i go killing again

HAHA

SOMETIMES I ACT SAD BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM UP MY DOSAGES

RIDE THE FUCKING LIGHTNING !!!

DIE A DEATH ETERNAL !!!