Taiisdelusional - Titled

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

What do you guys think is she into me 😳😳

feels like a majority of the time being like "sorry if that was weird", "sorry if that made you uncomfortable", "sorry if I'm being annoying" etc. is more likely to come off as weird, make someone uncomfortable, or feel annoyed than whatever was initially said

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

Goldenrod crab spider/blomkrabbspindel. Värmland, Sweden (June 22, 2014).

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)