Taiisdelusional - Titled

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

i was gonna call your screenshots useless for not having the right poem but i'm crying on the bus so i'll let you get away with it for now

Where the hell is that poem by that welsh poet about laika............

Chinese hourglass spider - 里氏盤腹蛛 - Cyclocosmia ricketti

I forgot about this spider, but I LOVE it ! Its disc resembles an ancient coin or a seal. It has also been known to be confused with coins, but then appearing to be an arachnid.

@hispaatra, @zick-the-fairy you migth enjoy this one :D

I love this spider so much and it is a great inspiration for Dungeons and Dragons. Honestly, this spider is like it is from a fairy-tale or legend or something of the kind, it is magical (to me, at least) !

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Image sources:

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https://za.pinterest.com/pin/604186106296940858/

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https://spidershoppe.com/products/cyclocosmia-ricketti-chinese-hourglass-trapdoor-sub-adults

LMAO

I was a dick to my partner during covid isolation, and I was procrastinating on writing an apology, so – as one does – I eventually, half-seriously, googled apology templates.

And I found this amazing website. It did not bring me AT ALL closer to writing my partner an apology, but it brought me immeasurable joy. I made choked animal howling noises for much of my perusing time.

Sometimes they’re kind of normal (this one is a message saying “I can’t attend your org’s event because I disagree with their politics”) but the title is phrased hilariously.

Others are, in fact, hilarious.

Most are sincere, but not all:

“Zoom Incident”

And my favorite:

“I AM NOT SURE WHY I ASSUMED THAT HE WOULD NOT BE INDOORS WHEN I DROPPED BY ON MONDAY”

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

oh, to be a dutch resident armed with rotten eggs,