The Cat Girl Empire.... It's Begun

something about them makes me violently ill but also filled w euphoria

i've cracked. starting house md

OH NO NOT FUCKING JARED- 

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Three) :

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Alana: Going to plan B, then?

Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.

Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???

Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.

Connor: I like plan M.

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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Zoe: “Rude.”

Jared: “Not again.”

Evan: “Are you going to want this back?”

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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!

Evan: My what now

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And now

KLEINSEN

Jared: Hey there, Acorn.

Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.

Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!

Evan: It just did.

Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?

Evan: I’m actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.

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Zoe: I don’t understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.

Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he’s my best friend! Ugh, you don’t get it!

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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I’m still single.

Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.

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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.

Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Zoe: Uh, piñatas?

Evan: Glow sticks.

Miguel: Karate boards?

Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Connor: Rules.

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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.

Zoe:

Alana:

Evan:

Jared:

Miguel:

Connor: That’s it.

Connor: That’s the joke.

Connor: I’m bi.

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Heidi: You’re grounded, no TV!

Evan: The TV is broken-

Heidi: Then, no computer!

Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-

Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!

Evan: No Jared??!

Heidi: No Jared!!

guys. you do not understand

literally yelled out into my empty kitchen and flapped my hands around like

what is this

why is it the best ever. on the planet

bmc fans, get those squips out

and don’t forget the fucking mountain dew red for worst case scenario

smh girly we're both invested now

this fine gentleman (the dentist from little shop of horrors) has been catgirlified

@takemebacktowheniwassane is just as at fault for this as me.

you edit my willrick insanity I'll edit yours

do we have a deal 👁️👄👁️

so many invincible authors on ao3 kill off rick to push canon william and literally any mark variant together but consider

what if a mark variant tried to take william and rick killed the variant?

is this something?? it's one of those shower thoughts you're not fully sure about but you gotta see if anyone agrees just for the hell of it

with all this talk of absolutely wild falsettos aus, I think it would be only fair for me to contribute

I found an audio this morning that brought back a thought i'd had while reading a fic a while back; what if whizzvin were composers?

In my head it's more that marvin is a composer and whizzer is learning but shh hear me out

picture me this

post whizzvin breakup, a year/year and a half in, whizzer is digging through his storage and finds a very old, very broken guitar from his college days (of trying to woo cute guys or something yk the drill), and wants to learn to play again

marvin, for extra money has a repair-thing going on because he's had to fix many of his own instruments anyway so he thought he might as well make something extra off of it

they meet again because of an ad posting with whizzer not knowing it was him doing repairs until he got there and slowly mend their relationship via marvin giving him guitar lessons

gay chaos ensues

yeah?? yeahh??????? I might just be crazy

oh

this exists

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

when in doubt, draw excessive amounts of andrew rannells art because blair pfaff is an icon and you can watch black monday free off drive