Happy Satisfying Cordelia Saturday 🗣️🗣️🗣️ We Love You Cordelia 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

you know I find it funny how all the canon hellaverse asexuals are in positions of power in some way (mammon: deadly sin, octavia: ars goetia, alastor: overlord)

this is a metaphor for how asexuals are very powerful and you should beware of us

the falsettos modern au is just

whizzer, texting from work: hey I want the 🍆🍆🍑 2nite. K? 😘

marvin: okay

and then whizzer just comes home and marvin is sitting at the dining table reading whatever old men read in their free time and in front of him lies not one, but two grocery bags full of eggplants and peaches.

and whizzer is just. too stunned to speak.

thank you for your time

on this very same train of thought, might I introduce you to:

Mendel/Marvin Monday

and

Trina Tuesday

thank you

happy whizzer wedensday,,, whizz,,er ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whizzer i love.yuo,

I was looking for a picture of joe from slih for my discord pfp and holy shit 😰 who let the republicans into broadway. WHO

shit scared me oh my god

new addition!! (Daphne SLIH + trans flag)

I’m still very much taking suggestions for these lol

AUGHHHHHHHH

I am looking respectfully at the other guy and the previous guy and sobbing profusely

Do you. Do you get it.

Original under the cut!

corpse bride in trousers au or something like that

LMAO

Thinking bout friends to lovers

@milolovesbmc first redraw all finished!! they have a place in my heart always and forever 🩶

So this has been drifting about in my head since i got home today

[Mimura, not wanting to be dragged to another art museum]: Come on man, can't we just, like, stay home?

[Sugaya, staring him dead in the eyes]: I would drag you there but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

. . .

Mimura: FINE I'LL GO.

i've been thinking about this all day and this is what my brain comes up with :)

hahaha :'))