YOOOOO!!!!!!

I've been thinking about this recently 😭

"life is lonley, life is rotten, and thankfully short, thankfully short, thankfully SHORT!"

"...like Marvin!"

and

"Short insomiacssssss and a teeny-tiny band!" how I love you

also I am just constantly thinking about Chip Zien's Marvin, almost every hour of every day. thank you

Chip Zien: *is in a William Finn musical*

William Finn writing the lyrics: 🎶 He is SO fucking SHORT 🎶

Jesus. 🙄🤬

It's queer Mr. Marvin! ...sorry 😅

FALSETTOS RANT!

I cannot believe this controversy is actually a CONTROVERSY. we should all be in agreeance: Marvin is a gay man.

He is a homosexual. A man liker. A MAN WHO LIKES MEN.

Every instance in which he 'loves' women is completely fabricated! It's not actually him being infatuated with any aspect of the female freaking nature.

We shouldn't be arguing this point because there is NO point. Bisexual Marvin is a pipedream. Poof! Doesn't exist, thank you.

the next person that calls marvin bi is gonna acc die i swear to god im loosing my mind

Evan and Jared?

Evan and Jared.

my favorite thing is when people are like “this is my favorite character and they suck”. not even “they are flawed but I still like them” just “I like them because they’re pathetic”

one of my artworks with Christian

AAA; thank YOU! 

Take your time tho, drink lots of water and don’t stay up like i did the other night because now i have eye bags <3

*Slams head on keyboard*

IT'S 2 A.M. BUT GOSHDANGIT I HAVE SO MANY DEH THINGS FLOATING AROUND MY BRAIN FOR YOUR CHALLENGE!!

Songs:

For Evan: Dead-Bird by McCafferty; Dead Weight by Jack Stauber; Maybe a bit of the ENA Remix (Allergic to People Meme); Michelle by Sir Chloe; The Anxiety Song By Human Petting Zoo

For Jared: Taking My Uzi To The Gym By The Front Bottoms; i just learned the f word By SARIAH sort of has the Jared vibe to it; Loser by Mccafferty

[I recommend listening to these if ya haven't when you get the time ^^]

Vague Plotlines (lol):

Michael tries to get a patch for Jeremy to put on his jacket for when Jeremy himself wears it but can't find one that fits perfectly and has to ask him about it.

Jared's parents are never home- too busy with their jobs (as real estate agents that travel a lot) to come home and visit him for his birthday but even after the fight Evan leaves him a present by his door.

Brooke gets really sad over the fact that she can't eat froyo so Chloe goes out and buys her every fucking flavour of ice cream that she can find that is dairy-free because fuck lactose intolerance, we can still have a nice movie night.

Connor starts randomly cutting himself while he's high in front of Jared and to stop him all Jared can do in his also extremely drugged up state of brain is kiss him

Dialogue Prompts:

"I've moved on, and you should too." ~ Kleinsen

"Move over, this bathtubs only got so much room in it." ~ Boyf riends

"Tell me everything." ~ Conguel (Connor x Miguel)

"Nice ass, tall-ass!" ~ Spicy Bis

"Your not the loser, the geek, or whatever." ~ Deere

"I'm watching you. You better not fall out of any more fucking trees." ~ Kleinsen (again. lol, sorry-)

"Stop ignoring me and stop hurting yourself!!" ~ Kleinphy

Just a few things I thought of off the top of my head, I'll send in more if I think of any <3

OH MY GOD????

These are a LOT (/pos) THANK YOUUUUUUU

also never apologize for sending a lot of kleinsen it's like, my biggest comfort ever??? I'll just tag this with something so I can find it!

I'll dm you when your fic(s, depends on how motivated I'll be) is ready!!

Ty!

STOPP my mom just had a whole ass conversation with me like two days ago where she tried to explain that a relationship would fall apart without sex. and without sex, you're partner holding someone's hand on kissing someone else is the new sex.

NO. actually. not true guys. if I ever do have a partner in the future, them fucking holding someone's hand won't bother me. it won't be done with romantic connotation. they are allowed to breathe─ just because if I ever want a relationship I wouldn't want it to be sexual doesn't mean it doesn't matter? or it matters less??? buddy.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Part 15! :>> (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Jared: My expectations were low but holy f u c k .

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Connor: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs

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Evan: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal.

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Evan: You played me!

Jared: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

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Connor: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Jared: You mean you looked in a mirror?

Connor: Someday you will have to answer to your actions and God may not be so merciful

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Alana: Oh Fiddlesticks! Well, that really ruffles my feathers.

Literally every other deh kid: Please, just say fuck.

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Zoe: We need to distract these guys,

Jared: Leave it to me.

Jared: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Evan & Alana: *Immediately begin arguing*

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Evan: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Connor: *Sighs*

Connor: I killed a man.

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Connor: Evil never sleeps!

Jared: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

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Alana: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Connor: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Jared: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Evan: What is wrong with you?

Jared: Loaded question.. Elaborate.

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Connor: Remain CALM! *Slaps Evan multiple times*

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Evan: Your pathetic!

Connor: Your pathetic-er!

Jared: Your both fucking losers.

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Connor: Oh, and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Connor: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Jared: What the fuck's wrong with you??

Connor: Not even a 'good morning'?

Jared: Good morning. What the fuck's wrong with you???

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Alana: What's your favourite mythical story?

Jared: The Story Of My Will To Live.

Alana: Oh, I don't think I've heard of that one before.

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Zoe: You know, your talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each cost at about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Connor: ...

Zoe: *Lip smack*

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Evan, to Jared: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Evan: I'm actually really good at mathematics.

Jared:

Evan: Secondly, I think you might be right.

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Jared: Is this a good idea?

Jared: Probably not.

Jared: But do I care?

Jared: No.

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Alana: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Connor: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Jared: Wrong. I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Connor: All of your existences are confusing.

The Rest Of The Squad: How so?

Connor: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Jared: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool"

Jared: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go"?? L o g i c ?

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Alana: What's sexting?

Jared: I'm not having this conversation with you.

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Connor: Don't weep for the stupid.

Connor: You'll be crying all day.

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Jared: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evan: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire, you may knock once. If I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Zoe: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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so, let's talk about the chess game a little more thoroughly

in the chess game (from falsettos, idk if that's apparently clear, "a chess game" could literally be anything lol) there's a pattern of impatience that follows the two main characters.

Marvin's impatience is fully one-sided, you can see as Whizzer begins the game, he's insistent for him to get his turn over with, even going so far as to (quite condescendingly) ask if Whizzer wants his help. But then the moment it's his turn, he takes his time despite Whizzer having rushed his first move.

I think this might stem from his constant need to "help", or rather, control every situation. He thinks it's always his job to be the leader of every circumstance, as the stereotypical man.

It definitely comes from a childhood of commanding others around and not having a heavy amount of discipline for his actions.

Otherwise, Marvin taking time to calculate his move shows that he's careful with his own placement in life. A life of tiptoing around himself and never actually accepting the full extent of his personality, or sexuality has made him incredibly courteous of where he stands. Maybe it even came from his relationship with Trina, how not being careful led him to being forced into an arranged marriage.

Meanwhile, (and I know I've gone through this bit before in other posts but yes, thanks, I need more appreciation on William Finn not just victimizing Whizzer. Like, he's not that great either guys. We love him, but he isn't perfect.) Whizzer uses the game as a strategy to get Marvin on his side.

Although instead of healthily sorting through his MASS amount of issues, Whizzer pretty much just ends up manipulating him into throwing the game. It's interesting because Whizzer has an opportunity to discuss all of the problems they have with Marvin.

They're in a place in their relationship where he can clearly just throw anything out there, but then he strikes back with anger instead of trying to actually figure out the main issues and help them both through it, effectively shutting off Marvin's ability to actually listen to anything he has to say.

The chess game was actually staged so perfectly, because you can clearly see all of the toxicity in one contained place during that song. There's obviously snippets in others, Marvin's inability to change and Whizzer's insistence not to change because changing would mean they would have to actually talk about their feelings toward each other.

anyways, these are just my thoughts on this :) none of its fully canon, I was just watching through clips of the proshot and realized some interesting things

Me, before posting a chapter on AO3: Wow. This is really good. The syntax, the inner turmoil, the grammar. Impeccable. 10/10

Me as soon as the chapter is live: yeah, no. I deserve to be shot.