When We’re Both Kinda Sex Averse But Pent Up So We Have To Just Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other To

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

get on your knees

#1 crush. vent doodle

inside you there are two wolves

one is horny and the other is hornier

ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

when is it my turn to get my brain turned off by a pretty boy giving me weed, getting me high and drunk while i sit in his lap, lean my head against his chest and talk to him about random things as he strokes through my hair?

Don’t a let a little thing like being a boy keep you from being a girl

got horny while scrolling through tumblr and then just as i got riled up enough to shove my hand down my trousers, i'm cringing into myself and i want to cry. wtf

when they ask what my future plans are but I can’t say move out west and start a duck farm where I live off the grid with my transgender husband and our 3 cats who we treat like children. And live in a house filled head to toe full of my husband and I’s artwork, memories and weird knickknacks. and every night we cook together and dance in the kitchen under the soft oven light.

So i just say “oh i don’t know maybe college?”

NEEED to have a lifelong creative partnership.. and if it gets a little homoerotic.. well I guess that would be okay too !