Got My Clocky Elegance Caught On Camera 😌💅

Slime Wizard that lives in your cauldron and gives you bad advice

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

there’s no way

voltage is just how badly the electricity wants to be your friend

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

They are going to shut down this app

ich liebe dich du schönes rind

dein haar ist blau wie nasser wind

dein herz ist hart wie kleisterstein

in tausend tagen bist du mein

hü, hottehü

ich schlaf von spät bis früh

die liebe macht mich krank

vielen dank

- Ritter Rost, Gedicht des Bauchredners