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I'm gonna draw the whole batfam (except Alfred, I'm sorry my dude) as pin up lingerie dolls bc I want AND NO ONE CAN FUCKING STOP ME
Bruce and Clark have a special rooftop, one that is high enough, with enough things to hide them from whatever can catch them, where they can pull the heroes personas off and just idly talk about anything.
The lights from the city reach them, but at the same time the moonlight gives them comfort. Their legs dangle from above, floor so far away, but both don't pay attention.
This rooftop was the one where they first met, where they had their first fight, where they first showed their identities, where clark met dick and all the rest of the birds, where clark told Bruce he got married to Lois, where Bruce said he was dating Selena, where clark said he had a son with Lois, where clark said he was divorced, where Bruce told clark about his encounter and assault with Talia, and then where Bruce showed Damian.
That rooftop held memories of every important matter in their life, that rooftop witness a dictionary of emotions expressed by the both of them, that rooftop their sanctuary.
Today was no different. Cowl off, persona off, feet dangling, postures relaxed and faces happy. Clark was telling an anecdote from work and Bruce was laughing that laugh that was deep and genuine, that clark had the privilege to hear.
Clark was looking at Bruce laughing and speaking, his eyes soft and a turn up of lips always present. They were best friends, close partners and a constant presence in each other's lives. The first person to always enter his mind was Bruce. He hadn't realize how Bruce dictated his life without even trying, Clark was always thinking about Bruce and what Bruce thought.
Clark never realized that what he felt for Bruce was more than just a friendship. But now, looking at the fair skin illuminated by the city lights and perfected by the moonlight, eyes wrinkled from laughing and pale blues gazing on his own, Clark felt something explode inside himself, something that was stuck but finally made itself known.
Oh. I love this man.
Bruce had his head turn towards clark, about to ask what's wrong because of the stretched silence from clark, but he didn't get to say anything because clark leaned in with a fleeting confidence and kissed Bruce.
It was frightening, it was amazing. It was scary, it was wonderful. It was the end of the world, it was everything he asked for.
And when Bruce kissed back, oh, Clark wanted to float so bad and just let the wind take him because it was just like a dream.
It started off as soft, little nips here and there, their lips moving in a sync that rivaled their battle forms. They kept their hands to themselves, just focusing on kissing and savoring each other. Bruce pushed back, deepening the kiss and clark let him, willingly opening his lips to feel Bruce's tongue exploring and tasting, playing with Clark's tongue.
It felt like hours when they pulled back. Bruce was catching his breath because he was only human, and clark was catching his for a whole different reason. Both looked at each other, confirming and smashing any remaining doubts they might have left, before they both smiled and chuckled at whatever.
"Do you want to go back to the manor?"
Clark giggled "if Alfred allows me to."
"It's worth the try."
(I was inspired by this umikochannart on twitter and Instagram!! Plz check her out she has amazing artstyle and amazing superbat fanart!!!)
Bruce is a very independent person, always sure of himself, mature and responsible. Behaves like a grown man for every aspect of his life...until he's with Alfred.
Headcanon is that Bruce becomes a whole different person with Alfred. He's the only parental figure he had for a very long time, Alfred watched his grief, his rebellions, his growth and his emotions. Bruce couldn't hide anything from the man so he simply gave up and let himself...go around Alfred and behaves like a child (not the best term but ya know what I mean).
The scenario have is of when Bruce and clark short off their feelings and they go to the batcave where Alfred is waiting on his usual spot by the batcomputer. They are helding hands but clark is slightly behind Bruce, who has his cowl off, and is fidging on his feet, but clark is too (it's just facing ma and pa Kent bc clark also acts like a child with them)
Alfred: master Bruce, master clark I see you both are okay and well.
Bruce and clark nods at the same time
Bruce: u-uh can clark stay over? In my bedroom with me?
Alfred knowing that it's a genuine question, but loves to these side of bruce: yes he can, but I will be checking to see if you are doing something.
Both shake their heads furiously, before bruce assures that they will be only sleeping. And they do only sleep while holding each other.
And Alfred loves when Bruce does this, because it reminds him that Bruce never grew up from that small child fully, and he's always gonna need Alfred by his side. But the butler is also safe that Bruce won't never be truly alone when he's gone, with his kids and now clark, Alfred is very sure that Bruce will be fine.
Jason and dick's song is Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan
If u know what I mean then you know
every time gaz is replaced with konig in fics, not only does an angel lose its wings but I also projectile vomit everywhere.
I love the hc of clark having a massive very obvious crush/in love with Bruce...but what happen Bruce having the obvious crush/in love with clark. More like in love bc at this stage of their friendship Bruce just wants to dive into Clark's pants like a wild animal.
Clark: *talking about a mission off world*
Bruce: *on the inside* omg!!! His curl is extra curly today!!! And his eyes are so blue!!! Omg he's looking at me!!!
Clark: what do you think, B?
Bruce *inner bruce: omg he called me b again!!!* yes, we can always contact the lanterns-
But funny enough his kids clock him so fast and start making fun of him off the bat that Bruce starts to regret ever having adopt them.
Clark: *talking with zatanna normally, at a normal social distance*
Bruce: *glaring a different glare because why are they so close*
Dick: you do know that they aren't flirting?
Bruce: I don't know what you referring to.
Dick: riiiiight and you glaring at zatanna like a jealous girlfriend is totally normal.
Bruce: nightwing, I think you seeing things
Dick: and I think you should suck his dick.
Jason: *passes by Bruce who's reading the daily planet's clark article* jesus lord why don't you just fuck him once and for all??
Bruce: jason!
Jason: like you are obsessing over him like u do with a case!!! You even have superman merch on your bedroom!! Damn you always put monitor duty just you two!! Just fuck!! Make him my step dad already!!
Bruce: *too speechless and glad that Jason sees him as his dad* wait how do you know I have superman merch??
Jason: your history tab ain't that anonymous.
Damian: father please just ask uncle clark on a date, this is getting ridiculous!
Bruce: *making heart eyes at clark while he's interview a random celebrity in their gala* I think you are seeing things damian, I do not like clark that way.
Damian: yeah and batcow is a bull. Please, father, you are being an embarrassment by denying such obvious statement.
(Plz if someone knows a fic like this, plz plz plz share)
Superbat omegaverse (I like this fight me) where Bruce (it doesn't matter if he's an omega or an alpha) is called mom by his kids from the day one. It started with Dick as a joke, but it stayed and was passed down. It was even like a sign for when his kids were mad at Bruce, they would call his name instead of mom. When Jason came back, it took him a while to get him to call Bruce mom again, but when he did he felt the happiness seeping through their family bond.
So when clark was finally part of the family, things started to happen. Clark as always been there ever since identities were shown, and even before when batman and superman were just that. Clark was like their cool uncle, and the one that gives them hugs.
It was, surprisingly, damian who made the first slip up.
Damian: mother, can you sign this paper that the school sent?
Bruce: what's that about?
Damian: nothing that is important, the teacher asked it to be signed.
Bruce: Damian I won't sign something that I don't know what it is.
Damian: *looking incredulous and turning towards clark* Father can you signed it?
*Bruce and clark not saying anything about the title*
Clark: s-sure damian, I can do it.
And from then on they slowly start referring clark as father, bc they saw how he became a permanent figure in their life and how better Bruce seemed with clark now. So now Bruce and Clark are Mom and Dad in the manner.
At one point in time, John Price has uttered the words "Christ, that scared the tits off me."
And Simon Riley has immediately grabbed his tit and shook his head, uttering a very serious: "No, it didn't. Still there, still perky."
That day, they learned that John can swing significantly faster than Simon can duck.
Can someone do something with birdflash and that frank ocean song that is trending on tiktok??
Bfs possessive over bats part 2
BIRDFLASH
to wally fortune, or misfortune, his boyfriend was a charismatic hero and mentor.
Teen titans loved him as a leader, every new member of the league always flocked to him because he was understanding and easy to talk to. It was a constant for his boyfriend to be surrounded by other heroes.
It was okay for wally, until some of them would see Dicks kindness as an opportunity.
Hal tried, until he found out he was young enough to be his son. Victor did because, well, Victor found him hot, but he also wasn't successful. Roy was a funny situation bc it was a reverse but whatever they don't talk about it. Some workers tried their best too, but again, dick would politely tell them that he was off market.
Because yeah, wally though coming from the source that Dick wasn't available would stop them, but apparently it doesn't, it fucking fuels them.
It dawned on wally that he was tired of this thing, like everyone hitting on dick and dismissing him, who's always right by dicks side. He decided to do what they do best in their relationship, which is talk (complain like a kid) with each other
"I'm tired of this" wally said as they were walking towards the meeting room.
"Tired of what?" Dick asked.
Wally started to move his arms around "of everyone flirting with u like I don't exist! I little kiss you in front of this people and they just keep flirting!"
Dick chuckled at the dramatics of his boyfriend "cmon wally! It's okay, it's all in good nature and maybe they really don't realize it!"
"No" wally turned and pushed dick to the wall and caged him between his arms. In a low, dangerous voice he said "you are mine, Richard Grayson, and I'm going to make that known one way or another."
And if dick appeared limping in that meeting, with his messed up and a blush on his face, with Wally trailing behind all smug and cocky, it's no one's business.
Superbat | timkon | jayroy | jondami
I see alot of batfam being possessive over their bfs....but how abt the bfs being possessive over the bats??
The bats are popular both sides of their jobs. Heroes fawn over them, in galas they are the center of attention and that sometimes sparks a possessive tingle inside their respective partners.
QUEUE THE SCENARIOS
Superbat
Bruce was in his usual situation during galas like this - surrounded by many of the billionaires e millionaires that wanted a piece of attention from THE Bruce wayne.
Bruce had that charming smile, the lidded blue eyes and the slight messy hair, the perfect image of handsome playboy he meticulous preserved. This particular crowd had many handsome men - tall, good smile, well dressed- and beautiful women - elegant, good make up - and they were all around Bruce age or younger.
Clark was not liking this at all.
Usually, he wasn't the jealous possessive type. He trusted Bruce, both in and out of costume. He knew that the playboy persona was just a fake mask and a way to maintain his hero identity hidden. They have been together for a long time, friends even longer, so clark had a lot of trust in Bruce.
But this galas always makes clark uncomfortable because of how people interact with Bruce and he doesn't know how long will he be able to stay put and not do something stupid.
"Your face says everything" Yes Lois was with him because she's reporting on the gala. More like annoying clark but who cares.
"I don't know what you talking abt."
"You are reeking with jealousy"
Clark looks at her and gives up, bc he can't hide shit from her "Yeah Lois, he's surrounded by handsome, rich people, of course I'm jealous"
"Okay then why don't you go there and go get your man? Everyone knows you two are dating, so just go there and snatch him"
He was abt to protest when she just ruffled his hair even more, letting the curls drop and open the button of his cream colored shirt and told him to take off the jacket.
"Why?!"
"You wanna go seduce Bruce with a checkered jacket?? Jesus, we don't need your Smallville boyscout we need clark who wants to fuck bruce"
Jesus Lois could be so crude sometimes, and clark was from Kansas. But she was right. Clark looked over to the crowd and saw one man - one that had been inching over to bruce little by little - putting a hand on Bruce's arm and letting it drop to the side of Bruce's waist.
Nah, fuck it. Clark was pulling out his Kansas farm boy. No one touches Bruce like that.
As he made his way over, Clark open another button of his shirt, pulled his curls even more over his face and let his glasses slide just a bit to rest on the bridge of his nose.
Clark slides behind Bruce, arm snakes around his waist, pulls him away from the man into his chest and smirks at his surprised face.
"Hey, darling!" Clark's rolls his tongue the way Bruce likes, letting some of the accent slip just to hit home faster.
Bruce blinks once, twice, loss from words and trying his best to not melt on the spot "h-hey, clark"
Clark pouts a bit, tilting his head and pulling the puppy eyes "I was over there all alone while you were here talking with all this people, I missed you sweetheart"
"O-oh" Bruce clears his throat "I'm sorry clark, I didn't mean to leave you alone"
"It's okay, you know, but I think it's time to give me some attention. Well, if you excuse us, I'm gonna take him away for a bit" clark leans forward and whispers semi loud for those close by to hear "I gotta make sure you know who owns you." And smiles, all sweet and charming, pulling a stunned and red face Bruce from the crowd.
"Clark-"
"Shut up. We gonna go to your bedroom, you gonna strip and I'm gonna fuck you until I feel like stopping." He looks at Bruce all serious "and you know have stamina for it"
Bruce just nods, dumb and horny and not caring for anything else.
Birdflash | jayroy | timkon | jondami
(If there's any other bat ship I should held, just say!!)
Birdflah!!! Where Wally slowly realizes that Dick is surrounded by gingers and it dawns on him that dick's type is gingers.
Wally: did you hooked up with roy?
Dick: uh no? Like I had thing for him but he preferred them violent and traumatized.
Wally: *knows that roy is with jason* okay
Wally: did you hook up with Artemis?
Dick: yeah, twice long ago, we were like 18 or something.
Wally: okay.
Wally: did u hook up with kori?
Dick: that one was more than a hook!! We had actually a good relationship that lasted long, but then she wanted other things and left so yeah.
Wally: *remembering that Dick and kori talk alot on the phone and stuff* okay.
Wally: what are the chances of me preventing dick from meeting another ginger?
Tim: slim. He's a ginger magnet.
Jason: and he has a tendency to fuck them, roy was the only exception.
Wally: so I have my days counted??
Tim: not exactly. I think dick is serious about you. I mean besides kori, most of his gingers hooks up where during your speedforce era.
Wally: does that mean...
Tim: you gonna be on family dinners for a very long time.
Wally: YES. TAKE THAT GINGERS!!
This Kyle makes my imagination going bc he has such powerful puppy eyes I feel like he could get away from any argument just looking up at the person with those watery brown eyes. The pout isn't even needed, just the eyes.
Price: and I have to say, sergeant that was the most idiotic-
Gaz: but captain-
Price: no! You could have hurt yourself and other-
Gaz: *pulls the puppy eyes* but captain
Price: dont
Gaz:
Price: i-
Gaz:
Price: ugh okay, Kyle I will let you get away with this one
Gaz: *knowing damn well it won't be the last, kisses price cheek* thank you captain!
Soap: u ate my puddin?!!?!
Gaz: I didn't know it was yours.
Soap: yes it was! Ghost gave it to me!!
Gaz: well next time write your name on it.
Soap: I shouldn't! Besides you don't even like puddin?!?!?
Gaz: never said that
Soap: I'm gonna tell price
Gaz: *making puppy eyes* I'm sorry
Soap:
Soap: shit okay I will ask for another puddin
Ghost:
Gaz: *making puppy eyes*
Ghost:
Gaz: *intensifying it with a pout*
Ghost: *sighs* I will train the rookies
Gaz: Yay thank u ghost!!
Jason: Why is Tim laying face down on the floor?
Steph: He took a "which Justice League member are you" quiz.
Jason: And?
Steph: He got Batman.
The various stages of roy and jason relationship by the batfam + clark.
(I'm hyper fixating in this ship I'm sorry)
Denial
Jason: me and roy are dating.
Damian: what kind of joke is this, jason?!?!
Jason: it's real, demon brat.
Damian: I refuse to believe that someone related to me committed such atrocity by fornicating with such individual!
Jason: what?
Damian: I think you should start finding funnier jokes, jason.
Anger
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Dick: Wft?!?! Why is my friend who's older than you dating a child?!?!
Jason: this feels familiar
Dick: is he threatening you?!?! Omg I'm going to beat the shit out of him right now!
Jason: stop, please, keep those weapons away!
Dick: I'm going to kill you roy harper!
Bargaining
Jason: me and roy are dating.
Tim: are you sure that's your choice?
Jason: what?
Tim: *pulls a folder out of nowhere* I have hundred better options than roy. Here this one has a pharmaceutical company and is a bottom.
Jason: yall are crazy.
Depression
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Bruce: Oliver's kid?!?!
Jason: yeah
Bruce: *tears up a bit* my small child is dating a queen kid??
Jason: I'm a grown man!?!?
Bruce: *head in hands* my small child is with a disappointment.
Jason: this is getting ridiculous!
Acceptance
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Alfred and clark: *look at each other*
Alfred: is this recent?
Jason: it's been six months.
Clark: does he makes you happy?
Jason: *blushing a little* yeah
Alfred: well then, master jason, please bring him over for dinner next Friday, I'd like to meet the one that makes my grandson happy.
Clark: *nodding* yeah I wanna meet this roy!
Jason: *tearing up* tHanK YoU
HEADCANON
Bruce and the kids saving a coin for every time Dick changes lovers is my new headcanon. They all agreed that the money saved will be given to the one lover that stays more than one year with Dick.
Kori was an almost winner. Bruce liked her, and the kids also warmed up to her, altho damian took longer bc of his suspicion agaisnt aliens. She helped Dick in many ways and kept him out of too much trouble and she was caring. But that one lastes 11 months and 15 days (tim keeps count).
Then the jar kept filling and Wally arrived, but no one had hope for it, although they were best friends for a long while and still going strong after Wally came back from Speedforce.
It was tim (the one regulating everything) that announced at dinner that Dick and Wally had been dating for one year and 3 months.
Dick: why?!?!?!
Jason: *walks back with a jar full of money and gives it to wally* congrats wally!!
Dick: WHATS HAPPENING?!??
Bruce: well, dick, some years ago we decided to save money for every lover u had.
Tim: and we agreed that the money would go to the one that lasted more than one year.
Duke: we saved a lot of money for that, u kept changing lovers, jesus.
Cass: I had hope in kori.
*batfam nodding along with Cass statement*
Wally: may I ask how much money is in here?
Tim: 1000 dollars.
Wally: *looks at dick* idk if I should be jealous or worried.
Dick: please don't, okay.
Somehow Wally also saw that as a reward and a challenge that they would not break for a long time.
Roy and Jason ship is such deep and messy relationship that one day I would like to explore.
They both have issues (no, one is not worse then the other, they have issues that are bad for them don't fight me) and it would be such a way to explore how they handle those issues together. Jason is probably a wall made of concrete that won't let anyone enter no matter what, and roy has tried to jump over the same way some people did to him when he was an addict, but he can't and roy has to live knowing that he only has less than half of Jason's heart.
Maybe one day I will write something long for them
We all know and like our bashful, shy, nervous and righteous superman. The sweet man that is always careful with everyone, makes sure he doesn't curse or yell, is a nervous bean when it comes to sex and sex talk.
But ya know what I like more?? Unhinged, slutty, pouty mouth Superman that only gets like this when he's triggered or around the bats and birds. Bc yes for me Clark is poetic at dirty talking, can talk like a true Texans farmer, curse like someone stole his cow and Bruce absolutely loves it.
*On JL meeting, clark stressed and tired bc of the Planet, his kids and the bat kids, one thread away from breaking*
Green lantern: *yapping about an idea that makes no sense*
Batman: *ignoring and tapping away on his tablet*
Flash and Green arrow: *whispering to each other*
Superman: *head hurting and tired of everyone bullshit* hal, for the love of fucking God can you shut the fuck up if u have nothing good to say? Jesus! Say something intelligent for once!
Hal shuts up looking incredulous, diana looks amused and bart and olliver look slightly scared. And if batman softly curses because he feels his face heating up, it ain't no one business.
"I love you, buddy"
It has come to Bruce's attention that Kon-El might be romantically interested in his son. So of course, he decides to investigate (subtly). Starting with...
Bruce: Tim.
Tim: Bruce.
The following silence lasts for ten seconds.
Bruce: How would you describe your relationship with Superboy?
Tim: Uh, pretty good?
Bruce: Pretty good? Can you be more specific? How does he interact with you?
Tim: I mean, he keeps sending me selfies in the weirdest places. One time, Kon sent one with a thumbs up while the background was clearly during a mission and our teammates were chucking basketballs at these weird alien plant vines. I was there too, so it makes even less sense. Like, why would he send me a selfie of where he is when I was like fifteen feet away?
After taking a moment to...digest what just came out of his kid's mouth, Bruce decides to investigate their relationship some other time.
More pressingly, he needs to know the details of this mission and why this is the first he's hearing of it.
Tim: Actually, Dick was there too. He was wrestling with a vine. And not like fighting wrestling, but arm wrestling. With a vine.
Bruce can't stop himself from asking: Did he win?
Tim: He did! I'll send you the video and you can hear the vine grunting and hissing while everyone was cheering Nightwing on!
Bruce: They were cheering him on, while throwing basketballs at the other vines?
Tim: Yep.
Bruce: And what were you doing during this?
Tim points to the video on his phone: Capturing the moment and giving orders at the same time. Don't worry, I can multitask.
Bruce: So you ordered them to throw basketballs at the vines.
Tim nods: Strategic distraction while we lead the alien plant vines to a trap.
Bruce: And why was Nightwing arm wrestling one particular vine?
Tim: To boost morale. Also, Kon double-dog dared him.
Bruce: Tim.
Tim: What?
Bruce just sighs.
Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.
Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.
Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.
Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(
Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*
Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.
Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu
Superbat cuddles!!! (Idk how to draw backgrounds )
BRO WHO POSTED THIS ON TIKTOK UH?????????
I really like the hc of Bruce giving star stickers for those who behaved well (as well as they can be) and taking them if they misbehave, the kids make a competition out of it and make fun of those who lost a star.
Bruce: this week's stars goes to...
Batkids: *all looking at Bruce*
Bruce: Dick, Tim and Cass.
Damian: Father! I do not approve of such thing!
Bruce: you don't have to approve anything damian. Dick did a great work in Blüdhaven and didn't threaten more than 3 people, Tim completed his homework and helped me Crack two cases without any stalker tactics, and Cass helped Alfred bake which was very sweet.
Jason: I don't understand the rules to receive a star, but I'm with demon brat.
Duke: *raising his hand along with stephs* we didn't do anything wrong!
Bruce: you skipped patrol the whole week.
Steph: I was busy!
Bruce: *adding the stars to their cards* no you weren't, you were just lazy. *turns towards Jason and damian* you two do get one star taken away.
Damian: unbelievable! Father I will not allow it!
Jason: I behaved pretty well this week in my opinion.
Bruce: you threaten every villain we saw, waved your gun around like a maniac and had to be stopped twice from using the crowbar.
Jason: like I said pretty well behaved.
But this also extents to Sups. Clark has little stars that he gives batman when the man passed a whole JL meeting without insulting, indirect insulting and looking condescendingly or glaring at someone. He also has them taken away when he did those things.
Bruce: that wasn't a glare, I was merely looking.
Clark: B u scared Bart for the third time this week, and yes that was a glare.
Bruce: *crossing his arms* I think you are being unfair about this thing.
Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, but I have to take a star from you today.
Bruce: no.
Clark: *raising a brow* no?
Bruce: *starting to lightly jog away from clark* no! It's my star!
Clark: Bruce come back here!
Gaz who gets caught in a building during it falling on an operation.
Ghost who pushes him to the ground sheltering gaz's whole body with his huge frame.
Gaz who comes too with a bleeding unconscious Ghost on-top of him, and has to struggle to carry him to the safe house.
Ghost who allows Gaz to take the mask off to treat his wounds.
Gaz who realises just how pretty Ghost is, and is trying not to flush pink while stitching him up.
Ghost who falls asleep on Gaz feeling comfortable enough to do so.
Gaz who absently braids his lieutenants hair.
The rough idea of something I'm writing.
I really like the hc of Bruce giving star stickers for those who behaved well (as well as they can be) and taking them if they misbehave, the kids make a competition out of it and make fun of those who lost a star.
Bruce: this week's stars goes to...
Batkids: *all looking at Bruce*
Bruce: Dick, Tim and Cass.
Damian: Father! I do not approve of such thing!
Bruce: you don't have to approve anything damian. Dick did a great work in Blüdhaven and didn't threaten more than 3 people, Tim completed his homework and helped me Crack two cases without any stalker tactics, and Cass helped Alfred bake which was very sweet.
Jason: I don't understand the rules to receive a star, but I'm with demon brat.
Duke: *raising his hand along with stephs* we didn't do anything wrong!
Bruce: you skipped patrol the whole week.
Steph: I was busy!
Bruce: *adding the stars to their cards* no you weren't, you were just lazy. *turns towards Jason and damian* you two do get one star taken away.
Damian: unbelievable! Father I will not allow it!
Jason: I behaved pretty well this week in my opinion.
Bruce: you threaten every villain we saw, waved your gun around like a maniac and had to be stopped twice from using the crowbar.
Jason: like I said pretty well behaved.
But this also extents to Sups. Clark has little stars that he gives batman when the man passed a whole JL meeting without insulting, indirect insulting and looking condescendingly or glaring at someone. He also has them taken away when he did those things.
Bruce: that wasn't a glare, I was merely looking.
Clark: B u scared Bart for the third time this week, and yes that was a glare.
Bruce: *crossing his arms* I think you are being unfair about this thing.
Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, but I have to take a star from you today.
Bruce: no.
Clark: *raising a brow* no?
Bruce: *starting to lightly jog away from clark* no! It's my star!
Clark: Bruce come back here!
A game of clue with the batfam isn’t a game. It’s life or death, and the Kent’s were none the wiser.
BRUCE: Clark, I want to tell you if we lose this game of clue I’m done with you.
CLARK: huh? I’m sorry Bruce what?
BRUCE: I’m not shitting around big boy. This is life or death and I’m not losing to my children AGAIN.
*a heated game of clue begins, each in a group of two
CASS AND STEPH
BABS AND KARA
JASON AND DICK
TIM AND KON
DAMIAN AND JON
DUKE AND ALFRED
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JASON: I’m going to beat all your asses, and this time it’s going to be two family’s? This is gonna be good.
STEPH: you know for someone who died TWICE wouldn’t you be more weary? Cuz you’re going down Todd.
TIM: NO SHOT! Me and B are the only decent detectives and if we lose somone must’ve been cheating.
The Kent’s collectively swallow in fear, they’re going to die here.
The game thickens as each place is uncovered, at one point Damian resorted to dangling kon over the cealing with kryptonite in hand,
DAMIAN:DRAKE SHOW ME YOUR CARD I WONT HESITATE.
TIM: FUCK YOU.
And as the game wraps up, we realize that nothing has come from Alfred or duke the whole game. When I rounds back to their turn duke speaks,
DUKE: I’d like to make a Geuss.
The entire family turns, slowly.
Mind you, this is dukes first experience with Wayne clue. He is just as scared as the Kent’s. If not more.
DUKE: Mrs.Scarlet, in the lounge, with the candlebar.
Duke opens the Manila envelope, if he’s right-well he’s dead. If he wrong, he’s going to be dogged on for all eternity.
There it is. Mrs.scarlet, in the lounge, with the handlebar. Duke was right! He cheers and hugs Alfred thankful he won’t be dogged on
Realization hits him.
ALFRED:master Duke. You should run.
That day Duke was almost sent to the hospital, Clark was subsequently almost broken up with in a late night scolding by Bruce, kon WAS dumped for a week and Jon lost a friend
Moral is; DONT PLAY WAYNE FAMILY CLUE.
The bfs yes of course I draw them
Batfam
steady now, Sergeant
