No, Billy, Beer Is Not "basically" Water 🙄

*shakes this post like a bag of cat treats* pspspspspsps

Will Graham had so much rizz that two serial killers killed for him during his trial just to set him free. One of them put him in there but missed him so much that he decided to kill the judge, and the other who barely knew him killed the bailiff to exonerate him. Even after finding out Will isn't the ripper he was still willing to kill for him.

AND this is how they both looked at him:

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x04 || 3x13

Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1036.

The Devil's Rejects (2005)

It's still so funny how Hannibal, a control-freak germaphobe, was hyperfixated on Franklyn's used napkins on his side table. Meanwhile he shamelessly has his fingers down every mucous and saliva filled orifice in Will Graham's face 😭

Will Graham, drooling, sweating, and drugged out of his mind:

Hannibal, lovingly cradling his face: oh yes, oh yes, swallow this ear