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2 years ago

I have no pottery this weekend but my jesmonite & terrazzo kits should be arriving today! Exciting!!

2 weeks ago

Kangaroo (with a baby!)

Kangaroo (with A Baby!)
Kangaroo (with A Baby!)

A super quick one, simple to crochet but with A LOT of sewing (see here for WIP parts).

From a free pattern by StringyDingDing:

the pouch was ending up way too small and I had to improvise

I didn't do the face shaping bit (might do later, got a turtle to sew up first x__x)


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2 years ago
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1 month ago

AmiguruMay Day 6 - WIP: work in progress

AmiguruMay Day 6 - WIP: Work In Progress

ngl i fell off with this challenge but it's never too late to catch up?? 🙃

dilly dallied around London at minumum efficiency today and made a good start at a new lil guy

i've decided to try and crochet with more things things that are not cotton so this is baby alpaca. feels pleasant to work with but does not end up as soft as you'd think and i think will require some gentle blocking (not sure how to pull it all off with stuffing, sewing things together etc)


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3 months ago
promo pic from TOFT - amigurumi of a wooly sheep placed on someone's hand
my Seth - similar but with many more and more curly locks, black safety eyes are peeking out from underneath the fringe
promo image from TOFT - amigurumi of a hebridean sheep with 4 horns sitting on some rocks. the body and head are in cocoa colour, with chestnut wool and mushroom horns
my Tobias, with mushroom body and head, chestnut wool, ears, and ends of feeet, and black horns + black safety eyes

tl;dr i finished two sheep from TOFT (Seth the Wensleydale and Tobias the Hebridean) and this is what they look like

Things that went well:

I think they are very cute and I 💖 them, I guess that's the most important : )

I'm glad I changed the colour palette for Tobias, crocheting so much in a dark yarn would have been hell even with my new neck light

Safety eyes, look much cuter than the pattern. I wish the toft patterns had more instructions on where to place the eyes, I go through A LOT of trial and error. :|

I added a second coat of sligtly longer chains to Tobias' fleece and I think it was a good decision, he looked hella flat otherwise (and it wasn't actually that much more work).

Seth has very fun texture! Reading the pattern I could not imagine how a chain you work back down can become fleece but in the end it's even more extreme than the picture. Leading to:

Tobias and Seth together on a wall, in front of some leaves, Seth's eyes are covered by the locks
same but different angle and eyes peeking out

Things that did not go so well:

Holy fuck did I use A LOT of yarn on Seth. Obviously I misinterpreted something in the instructions about curliness or density but if I only used the 50g provided I think he would have looked patchy AF? In the end I think I used 50g just on the head, and about 125g in total - needing not one but TWO deliveries (since I thought extra 50g would do... idiot). I could tell early on it looks different but obviously was too stubborn to undo what's already been done. I'd like to say I'm gonna learn something from this but I'm not gonna sit here and lie. 😑

Black yarn fortunately means no one can see stitches on Tobias' horns, not just me. 🙄 I felt like I followed all instructions and even made 3 of each just to test if I fucked up by accident but all of them ended up looking a bit off.

close up of Seth's face, showcasing the locks in some more detail
closeup of Tobias, showcasing mostly the very wonky horns

Future improvements

I want to learn different ways to do a decrease (sc2tog), or maybe figure out how I'm doing it wrong - it always stands out and looks like shit. The fleece helped hide it in this instance but I won't always be so lucky...

I need more patience when sewing things together, or I'll never make anything that looks straight ahead. 💀

Seth from the side, demonstrating rotundness. I am holding him cos he sometimes has problems sitting on his own due to abundance of fleece 😬
Tobias from the side, demonstrating the horns

Fortunately I found both a crochet class from end of March and a stitch circle in my local library that just started mid-Jan so I should be able to bother some people irl for advice when a pattern does not make sense to me and just as a second pair of eyes. :')


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2 years ago
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2 years ago

Witcher time!!!! (Let’s not talk about how I thought I’ll be actually good at it this time but so much time has passed that I fucking suck again lmao)

2 years ago

limpiando mi casa la toda dia pero todavía no terminado. 🫠 porqué tengo tantas ropas?? de todas formas, muchos no son mi talla pero las gustan y no quiero las tirar. :(

1 month ago

Fox and grey cat

Fox And Grey Cat

Random little projects made this week.

I've had the cat kit for a while (bought instead of another book I will never finish at Waterstones), and the fox is my attempt at actually making stuff I find on Tumblr. It's a free pattern.

Fox And Grey Cat
Fox And Grey Cat
Fox And Grey Cat

Honestly I expected the kit to be worse, the yarn was clearly some kind of a synthetic and the hook was just a chunk of metal but the instructions were pretty clear and it worked up quick. I have yarn spare as well. Shape-wise it's similar to TOFT kits but obviously less 'quality', at £10.

I placed the eyes wonkily hence the side eye 'fix'. 💀

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The fox is made with Rico pure cotton. It's incredible how much more pleasant it was to make than my last thing, also in cotton but from Hobbii. Maybe that was stiffer cos it was bleached? :s


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1 month ago

Aimée the Sheep

Made using a kit from TOFT.

Aimée The Sheep
Aimée The Sheep

It's limited edition but if you're familiar with their body construction you can probably very easily recreate it. The only 'special ingredient' is La Bien Aimee Confetti Cake yarn - it's also the main reason for the kit being on the expensive side I guess. The yarn came in hank and I was dreading it based on my previous experience but it turned out that DK weight yarn was significantly easier to untangle than sock weight. 😌

You can also still get the Sheep magazine with patterns (including previously featured Seth and Tobias) if you do want/need a pattern.

Aimée The Sheep
Aimée The Sheep

I've not got super much to say about this one to be honest... I forgot to put in the safety eyes so it's a bit of blue sparkly Rico yarn which I think suits her. I made bulk of the body in a queue waiting for a sample sale and I thought it was quite solid but upon inspection later the holes between stitches were once again HUMONGOUS. Thank sheep god for the fleece on top, and a note to self to pay more attention and keep my tension *tight* (but then relax it for granny squares, I started one and it's a wrinkly mess 🫠).

The project helped me overcome my hate on hanks and the yarn seemed like a qualitt product, it's a serious contender if I ever need to make a Quality gift. 👌

Anywho, here's a pic of all three existing sheep I made (Seth and Tobias post). No denying that Seth is still the most bombastic.

Aimée The Sheep

Why do they make me think of Will and Hannibal with Abigail? 🥺


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