brotherzoned on national television 4 dead 37 injured
i cannot believe that Renee has canonically looked at two people throughout the books and thought ‘would smash’ and those people are Andrew and Jean… girl what’s going on
if i had a nickel for every dead boy named noah in a series with a book called the raven king who i was sad about i would only have two nickels but it’s MEAN that it’s happened twice
Its been said before but shoutout to Jean Moreau pouring tap water for his ex-situationship because he was too petty to get cold water from the fridge.
happy “so hes a manwhore” monday
this is how the first chapter of the foxhole court went right
artist for Kevin fanart: tighsoobs
artist for Neil fanart: weirdoplaces
Nora in TFC: I’m going to invent a fictional drug and call it something silly like “cracker dust” so I don’t have to worry about researching real drugs or effects, and you can buy it in a silly way using crackers at a restaurant’s salad bar-
Nora in TGR: Jeremy Knox Did Cocaine And Bought Enough To Share With A Whole Party.
here’s how bisexual kevin day can still win
my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG
i am burdened with knowledge about maggie stiefvater's bestselling young adult fantasy series the raven cycle