Funniest Indicator Of Neil’s Exy Progression (& His Development Into His Bitch Self) Is Him Going From

What’s worse, living in a cult where you’re beaten and abused every day to the point where your body is accustom to being broken and you’re isolated from the outside world and even when you get out you are forced to be tied to them forever until your debt is paid, or bisexuality??

I think it’s wild that Renee apparently never told the upperclassmen that she’s killed a person, but told Neil as soon as it was relevant. Like damn Andrew really is her best friend. And she’s putting in the work to help with his crush.

The best thing about Neil’s interactions with Ichirou is that they show he has the ability to choose his words carefully and show respect/submission when necessary for his own safety… and he just chose not to do that before. His pride is a pricey queen that will only bow to a certain caliber of threat. He needs to be confronted by a high enough level of murderous mob member before he finally unlocks the ability to use his filter. He has it in his lil duffle bag, but he stores it in there for safe keeping unless shit is really going down.

if i had a nickel for every dead boy named noah in a series with a book called the raven king who i was sad about i would only have two nickels but it’s MEAN that it’s happened twice

Kevin Day is like “Please don’t kill yourself we have Exy to play.” And it’s worked like 2 times for some reason

One of my most toxic qualities is the deplorable french accent I use to read all of jeans lines in my head I pray god forgive me

remember when. remember when books used to have adam parrish in them

aaron minyard's life will never stop being funny to me. your mother is abusive and you become addicted to drugs. you discover you have a twin brother and the guy doesn't want to fucking talk to you. he goes to juvie and then comes to live with you. he kills your fucking mother. he doesn't talk to you. your gay cousin comes back from Europe and adopts you. your brother almost kills some more people and now he has to be medicated all the time. you get a scholarship to play a stupid sport at a dead-beat team of rejects with basically your whole family. your brother still doesn't talk to you. he carries knives now. he adopts a guy who had his hand crashed and looks like he ran away from a cult. he's a celebrity. you meet a girl that you like but you can't be with her because your brother might kill her. he still doesn't talk to you. new guy gets signed up on the team and he has all your warning bells going off. your brother seems to agree. then suddenly he's part of your little gang. your brother and him talk a lot apparently? (he doesn't talk to to you) said guy can't keep his mouth shut for 5 seconds. he is a real asshole and he knows german. you have to keep up with uni because you want to become a doctor. you kill your brother's rapist. he goes away. you still haven't talked. he comes back. the insufferable brat goes missing. he is the son of a serial killer? no, fuck that. him and your brother are a thing? are they for real? you're half convinced your brother is doing this to spite you. you're going to the championships against a team used as a front for the mafia. you just wanted to become a doctor.

happy “so hes a manwhore” monday

the most unbelievable things from TGR (in no particular order)

- Coach Rhemann secret husband

- Jean thought that Xavier had heart surgery because HE DIDN’T KNOW XAVIER WAS TRANS

- Jeremy apparently napped in a Museum Cafe??

- Other spots Jeremy has napped include: a locker room bench, outdoors on campus, Jean’s business class he was forced to sit through, in his car WHILE DRIVING (3-4 times??)(seriously though where HASN’T this guy napped???）

- Jean didn’t know about the Fourth of July

- JEAN DIDN’T KNOW HIS OWN BIRTHDAY????

- Neil almost got straight-up murdered during a game against Ravens FOR THE SECOND TIME

- ANDREW MINYARD QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE JEAN TOLD HIM THAT ‘NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES A SWING AT NEIL ANDREW AND HIS BRISKET LUNGS WOULD HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE’

- Jean understands capitalism…in THEORY

- If you put together Jeremy, Laila and Cat’s favorite colors you get the bisexual flag

- Jean’s favorite color is brown…LIKE JEREMY’S FUCKING EYES

- Jabberwocky Moreau