All For Deez Nuts

Nora in TFC: I’m going to invent a fictional drug and call it something silly like “cracker dust” so I don’t have to worry about researching real drugs or effects, and you can buy it in a silly way using crackers at a restaurant’s salad bar-

Nora in TGR: Jeremy Knox Did Cocaine And Bought Enough To Share With A Whole Party.

sometimes I need another quick dose of jerejean content and so I open up the best jerejean fanfiction of all time: the golden raven by nora sakavic

What’s worse, living in a cult where you’re beaten and abused every day to the point where your body is accustom to being broken and you’re isolated from the outside world and even when you get out you are forced to be tied to them forever until your debt is paid, or bisexuality??

this is so stupid but i had to make it

i’m going insane

Neil not telling Kevin and Andrew that he flew to LA is so fucking in character for him but we also gotta remember that Wymack knew where Neil went, because Jean called him from the Thai restaurant, and apparently said nothing.

Kevin can be a queen all he wants, his dad still remains the King of Not My Business.

Jeremy: it must be easier, liking both

Jean, who spent two books considering gouging out his eyes:

If i know anything it's that Neil would probably be that one white boy who wears shorts in the middle of the freezing winter completely unaffected

there’s a lot of uncertainty in life, but you can always count on nora’s characters to drink an obscene amount of coffee and to toe their shoes on/off at any given opportunity

Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨

Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss