The all for the game books are wild because you spend like an entire weekend doing nothing but reading them to the point where you forget where you are and you go through everything from abuse to pet adoption from like 300 pages that costed a dollar.
my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG
Wymack: is the baby mine?
Kayleigh: dw about it kitten
Wymack: ok . 🩷 yay
sorry your father never taught you the meaning of repugnant he was too busy slamming your head against the wall while you apologized for being alive
watch nora announce the kevin-centric spinoff in 2034 and me dusting off my tumblr like an old relic to reunite with you all and it will be like i never left
Its been said before but shoutout to Jean Moreau pouring tap water for his ex-situationship because he was too petty to get cold water from the fridge.
neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”
nora confirmed that if he wanted to Neil could take down the fucking Yakuza and kill everyone he dislikes but he chooses to be a fucking jock
reasons I’m like Jeremy Knox:
from a big LA family, blond
Reasons I’m like Jean Moreau:
bisexual and hating it
End of list ✋
if i had a nickel for every dead boy named noah in a series with a book called the raven king who i was sad about i would only have two nickels but it’s MEAN that it’s happened twice