He Just Wanted To Know When To Make The Anniversary Cake

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Damn even the Gnomes want Reaver! HE IS TOO POWERFUL!

Tell me what you know you fucking gnome...

This man 100% listens to The Beatles, Queen, and David Bowie religiously. No I will not be elaborating, he does because I said so, deal with it

Me, constantly desperate for any new Fable content: "I'm tired of this grandpa!"

The Fable community, dying for the millionth time since the last trailer: "Well, that's too damn bad!"

The vibe for next season after that last scene:

See, I keep asking myself, did they just forget to put the gun model there? Or did they intentionally make Ben as Himbo as possible and he just forgot his gun?

Ghost will never stop being hilarious

This is genuinely the sweetest thing I have ever seen

THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER FABLE TRAILER

WE WON GANG AND I ALREADY HAVE A THEORY.

My friend and I had a rant after we saw the trailer cuz she is the only person I know who likes the game. And I was rewatching the trailer for the 10000th time and I noticed something. Every npc that the player talks to speaks in some way. All except one, the guy who puts his hand on the hero’s shoulder when Humphrey says ‘chancers’.

Now.

I might be being delusional. Or too in love to accept anything else. But I KNOW THAT PRETTY BROWN HAIR. I KNOW THAT NOSE. And I am CONVINCED that that mf has to be my boy Reaver.

He is the only npc that doesn’t speak, even the player speaks. Reaver has the most recognisable voice in the entire franchise (Therese being closely behind) thanks to the goat that is Stephen Fry. If Reaver was in the game they wouldn’t show any voice lines, they’d wanna have a semi big reveal like they did in Fable 3. Leaving hints throughout the game before they introduce him into the story.

And with this game being set before 2 (the guild being very much alive and very much not burned) this potentially being Reaver means that’ll be before Oakvale burned. MEANING WE MIGHT SEE IT.

And the hand on shoulder? The look? THE SUNSET? ROMANTIC MUCH?

WHAT IF???? JUST WHAT IF???? The ‘her’ that Reaver talks about in his diary entries in Fable 2 is the hero we play as in this game. It’s not as likely mainly because we don’t know if the hero will be strictly female, we may get a gender selection. But imagine!!!!! I will take any excuse to romance reaver! Even if that means I’ll be killed in a town spread fire after he sacrificed me to stay a pretty boy forever!

REAVER! I SEE YOU!

THAT HAPPENED SO FAST BUT I’M LIVING FOR IT