Oh. Well That Explains It

Something that breaks my heart about Fable 2/3 is that sometimes I’ll be playing at I’ll catch a glimpse of Reavers face and he’ll just look so young. And all I can think of is how young he was when Oakvale was destroyed and how scared he must have been of death.

Obviously I’m not saying he was young young like a child, but he was just a young man too young to be thinking about mortality to the point he lost everyone and everything he loved, only to live an eternity as that young man.

Curse this little tragic man for breaking my heart like this

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

Fable OC again

Braeley is mildly concerned

WOOF WOOF WOOF

mix-up at the evil goth laundromat!

Can someone for the love of god, please, write a fanfic about Tom Jenkins. New or Old I don’t care, but I have searched the internet, looked in every fan-fiction website, and have found nothing. Like please, I get there not being much about the old one because it’s really obscure (and I think I’m the only person on planet earth who fancies the old Tom Jenkins). But the new one? I thought people loved him.

Come on people. Tom Jenkins fan-fiction time is now

Come on look at him. How could you not love this guy?

thinking about the moonlight analogy in tpl…

in all technicality, the sun doesn’t *need* the moon. the sun exists as it’s own entity - even without the moon, it still has the other planets to keep it company. the sun is it’s own force, and has its own independence.

the moon, however, does need the sun. despite its origins, it’s always seen as an extension to the sun - without the sun the moon would disappear from sight into the dark of space.

the sun has other options. however, for whatever reason, it favours and shines the brightest onto the moon.

however, the sun and moon are always associated with each other. they’re always seen together, always playing off each other. without the sun, the moon wouldn’t be visible. without the moon, the sun would have nothing to shine so brightly onto.

the sun does not need the moon. but the moon needs the sun, and so the sun stands by the moon. and together, they create moonlight.

…goddamn space men making me all poetic and shit

Happy Valentine’s day to a couple who’s not really a couple; ok, maybe, a little bit. Steve Martin & Martin Short.

Yeah so I’m gonna need the name of this fic

I'm writing a fic between Reaver and Sparrow during before reign as Queen and I need you to know that The Great TV show is literally my source of inspiration because CATHERINE AND PETER ARE REAVER AND SPARROW

Listening to Josh Groban singing you raise me up and had a gut wrenching Thought

Just imagine for the briefest of moments. This mf singing this to his mother

Like SIR!!!! MY HEART!!!

Especially when you remember that Sparrow passed away before fable 3. You know for a fact that Logan was a little mommas boy and probably misses his mother more than anything

The Mirror Universe

It's interesting that a lot of the fan objections to the continuity of Rimmer looking for a more successful version of himself in "Skipper" centre on the lack of a mention of Ace, given that in "Only The Good..." Rimmer learned of another way more successful version of himself, Captain Rimmer in the Mirror Universe.

I realise that the answer to this is (a) calling the episode "Skipper" automatically brings Ace to mind and (b) the majority of the fandom try to forget Series VIII exists and I can't blame them. Plus the very gay (textually, not subtextually) scene with First Officer Lister was cut from the ep so not everyone knows it exists.

But every so often I like to remind people that Rimmer crossed into a Mirror Universe where he found out he had everything he wanted - he was Captain of Red Dwarf and had a very big cock (don't look at me, I didn't write that) - and his consequent assumption when he met alternate Lister was, and I quote, "Oh my God, you're my lover!"