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Daddy

this fuckin guy

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WE WON GANG AND I ALREADY HAVE A THEORY.

My friend and I had a rant after we saw the trailer cuz she is the only person I know who likes the game. And I was rewatching the trailer for the 10000th time and I noticed something. Every npc that the player talks to speaks in some way. All except one, the guy who puts his hand on the hero’s shoulder when Humphrey says ‘chancers’.

Now.

I might be being delusional. Or too in love to accept anything else. But I KNOW THAT PRETTY BROWN HAIR. I KNOW THAT NOSE. And I am CONVINCED that that mf has to be my boy Reaver.

He is the only npc that doesn’t speak, even the player speaks. Reaver has the most recognisable voice in the entire franchise (Therese being closely behind) thanks to the goat that is Stephen Fry. If Reaver was in the game they wouldn’t show any voice lines, they’d wanna have a semi big reveal like they did in Fable 3. Leaving hints throughout the game before they introduce him into the story.

And with this game being set before 2 (the guild being very much alive and very much not burned) this potentially being Reaver means that’ll be before Oakvale burned. MEANING WE MIGHT SEE IT.

And the hand on shoulder? The look? THE SUNSET? ROMANTIC MUCH?

WHAT IF???? JUST WHAT IF???? The ‘her’ that Reaver talks about in his diary entries in Fable 2 is the hero we play as in this game. It’s not as likely mainly because we don’t know if the hero will be strictly female, we may get a gender selection. But imagine!!!!! I will take any excuse to romance reaver! Even if that means I’ll be killed in a town spread fire after he sacrificed me to stay a pretty boy forever!

REAVER! I SEE YOU!

*Gobbles up your art*

absolute git

*sniff* I’m not alone 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Ya know, for the gays!

Inspiration:

Episode 8 killed me. I LOVE HALBRAND SO MUCH. WHYYYYYY?

Reaver: it’s a white flag. And you may as well start waving it because-

Page: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER

Reaver:

Hero of Brightwall:

Ben Finn: Good Lord…

the holy trinity

questionable rep I'll be solid but I. am not picky.

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Guys when Lister had 'the dream' tm was he sleeping in Rimmers bunk?? Because he wakes up and throws himself at the floor which is suspiciously close by

Although thinking about it did they have the bunks on Starbug or am I just imagining them to feed my delusions. Also I know it's probably for Craig's convenience of not half dying from rolling out sideways off of a top bunk (if the bunks even are there) but I do like to think he was in Rimmers bunk now

Like- sleeping in the bed of the man you have been missing desperately and then having a dream about kissing them and confessing to him is pretty woah yk