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12 Days of Incorrect Fable Christmas Quotes 2024 - Day 10

Reaver: “Oh, look we're under a mistletoe.”

Sparrow, looking up and frowning: “Are you going senile in your old age? That’s not mistletoe.”

Reaver, rolling his eyes: “Silly me, I must’ve made a mistake.”

(Later that night)

Sparrow, jerking awake: “Oh Avo, he was flirting with me! Oh Avo, the mistake was flirting with me!”

Me, constantly desperate for any new Fable content: "I'm tired of this grandpa!"

The Fable community, dying for the millionth time since the last trailer: "Well, that's too damn bad!"

I will actually cry if Reaver isn’t in the new game or he isn’t voiced by Stephen Fry. I’m not joking

Not sure of the accuracy of this and if it means anything but I stumbled upon something interesting on Stephen Fry’s IMDB page

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1, 8, 9

Props to the person who replied to my wishes for Our Flag Means Death s2 with this absolute gem.

If you’re out there, hit me up, we could have a delightful conversation.

Daddy

this fuckin guy

Who Says Fuck | Fable 2&3 Version

Regularly says fuck: Sparrow, Hero of Brightwall, Walter

Has sworn off saying fuck, but has said it at some point: Theresa, Hammer

Has not said fuck before, but can if so desired: Reaver, Ben Finn, Logan

Has not said fuck before, and refuses to say it: Page, Elliot/Elise, Garth

Legally cannot say fuck: Jasper

And then he grew up and sacrificed all his neighbours to the Shadow Court.