thatlethargicsmile

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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

Everyone wants toxic yuri and complex female characters until the yuri is toxic and the female characters are complex :(

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

and it is of course well known that dragons are very cutes

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

Good vibrations

(via)

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

everything will fall into place and then most of it will disappear. we are playing tetris

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

Don't think I've seen them all together in one big video like this before

women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog

Pedantic nitpickery of the day: “death of the author” and “fuck canon I do what I want” are not the same thing.

Which is not a critique of the “fuck canon” approach to fandom, that’s just not what Death of the Author means.

Help! I swallowed a fly accidentally! and it was buzzing around so I swallowed a spider to eat the fly and then I swallowed a bird to eat the spider that ate the fly and oh I don’t know what to do! Help me!

alright, alright, alright. calm down. this sounds like it's getting away from you and you're fucking freaking out and just doing random shit that doesn't make any sense. here's what you do: go find a cat

My greatest fear? Yeah, I'd have to say that it's developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I'm sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox

Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha

are you a “filters tags from my mutual’s new obsession” Tumblr user or are you a “learns about their new obsession (semi-forcefully) by osmosis” Tumblr user

there is a correct answer

fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

TIL Otters have pockets

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”