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i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

Boyfriend mirror selfies! ✨

Me @ myself

PRAYING ON MY KNEES PHIL DOES A BIRTHDAY LIVESTREAM THIS YR 🛐🛐🛐🛐 PLEASEEEEEE IDK HOW HELL DO IT W THE TOUR BUT FATHER PHILLIP IF UR LISTENING🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

bonus:

frantic hand holding vs calm casual hand holding

'It's January, yay happy new year!'

my brother in Christ imma be legally an adult in the united states in 2 months, why should i be happy?

sure dan

That interviewer is so real cause if I did a few minutes of research on a duo I was interviewing, saw this, and then was told not to mention that they’re a couple I would also be confused to the point of talking about it on public radio

tag via @fryday on this post!

I'm screaming and crying and throwing up because how funny Dan's response to this was💀😭

crisp glass of water moodboard

They’re growing old together ☹️

30/12/24

and that's why we don't stream

NOTE: i was so close to just leaving only phil here, cuz boy was i struggling with dan,,, still not 100% happy with him, but listen, it's sister daniel, i had to persevere for my girl 😤 also i just. left it very messy, sorry, don't really have a brain for something better atm

anyways, this was all just an excuse to paint phil's side profile. SORRY, it's a nice face, what can i say.

When will my dads (dan and phil) return from the war (a well deserved christmas break) or at least write a letter with tales of times past (australasia photo dump on insta)

Sometimes i feel like sh-ing then i remember

i already have cvts stinging that are extremely painful why do i feel like i need more? why isn't what i have ever enough pain?

not dan howell saying stranger danger as if he didn't go all the way to manchester at age 18 to hang out with a 22 year old man he met on the internet

serving absolute cunt

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

announcing onlyphans!

100% of all money raised will be deposited directly into our bank accounts so phil can invest in the oil industry and dan can buy more black sweaters

My gift for @babystarrbunny for the @phandomgiftexchange ! I did a little stalking and saw that you have amazing style!! And I thought it could be cute to dress up the boys in some of your outfits :3 more ranting below the cut!

Dan's fit is inspired by:

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*☆Tsuyome bday look!! ;9☆*

i had a late bday dinner with my family so i dressed up today!!^_^)~☆ hadnt gotten dolled up in a while since i finished my semester but i

Phil's fit is inspired by:

I hope you don't mind I used them as inspiration, i mean it as the biggest compliment ever! also want to say that I'm a huge fan and have loved your pieces for a really long time!! I love your art, and was super intimidated to start this lol! I hope you like it though :)))

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.•°.☆ootd!!☆°•.☆:*+.

just a buncha pics bc i looked supa cute at school today also i'm blonde now! ^_^ ps. my shirt is backwards but it says alpha female 1970 B

drew that iconic new years eve pic!! (ˊᗜˋ*) ✧

hope their yuletide was, indeed, gay :]

he is the funniest person alive