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Then neither is biphobia. Neither is homophobia, neither is acephobia. No one is afraid of them. They just hate. So let's call it what it is. pan hate and bi hate and gay hate and ace hate because that's what it is.

Also stop hiding and saying panphobia. You are the afraid of pansexual people. You dont like them. There's a difference.

Panphobia is not a real thing.

*2 am in the lodging house*

Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?

Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Mike; what if our phones worked like the magic mirror from Snow White?

Ike: Siri Siri on my phone, how the fuck do I get home?

Jack: If I die my funeral’s gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Davey: If?

Spot: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

Race: This thing between Spot and I is super casual.

Spot: I wouldn’t even classify it as a “this”.

Newsies: This is your wedding day.

I’ll accept your love if you accept mine and also you’re now my very bestest friend 💕💞💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

you'll never guess who's back.

I'm on a love train it seems.

@starsandgutters please im begging you don't get hit by a 2016 red F250 while walking by a slightly larger than average body of water where your body will inevitably be taken by a midsized bird of prey. I live only for your humor and quality without it I shall wither from this world, saying my farewells like a victorian child asking to see the garden one last time as I know I will not make it to harvest, let alone next blooming season.

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?