The-murder-of-crows10000 - Your Majestic Fox Princess

New blog

Hello! I started a classpecting blog with someone else, it can be found here. Please look at it, we need submissions!

Try rick riordan

bold of you to assume i haven't read most of his books. i literally have adhd.

Oh No.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

the night after one of your worse furies, she offers you her teacup.

"go on, take a sip," she entreats. "a maid must protect her lady from threats internal as well, no?" you do not flush, and she merely smiles - but you both know you've been found out.

all you can really do, then, is relish the numbness as it spreads through your lips.

you are the only person who understands my blog. thank you.

monthly ritual of wrestling with my chuunibyou girlfriend to try to get her to switch her gross month old eyepatch to a clean one the same way you try to pry a dog’s mouth open when they’re trying to swallow plastic

Based on real life

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

girl who immediately spreads her legs when you say the word pet

SHE KNOWS