Hehe Hoho

femboy hooters will be fat tranny hooters by the time I'm done there

wish i had a bit going where whenever i said "the prophecy" like three of my friends would repeat "the prophecy" in different tones while squinting into the distance and rubbing their chins like sages deep in thought. i would also do this for them, im a team player

having a voice kink drives me crazy. because why is it that easy to turn me on?? listening to a dom coo in my ear and say dirty, perverted things? i am on my knees in an instant.

I should get a tattoo on the nape of my neck saying "Must be this tall to ride."

came back wrong but its from the perspective of the person who came back

my entire dash rn:

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS

I want to be turned into a haunting echo of myself, just slightly out of tune. All my values, desires, and ambitions twisted to suit another's end. Yet, I also want them to still remain. That way, when people who knew me before encounter me again, they are reminded of the ghost I once was.

I assure them, of course, that I'm far happier like this.