Woah This Character Is So Cool I Wish They Were Covered In Blood Their Whole Body Trembling With A Look

I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post

I should get a tattoo on the nape of my neck saying "Must be this tall to ride."

I feel like one of my friends could do this really well.

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

It's simple etiquette: if you see the same post on both a maidblog and a Princess's magnificent collection of beautiful posts, you reblog from the princess, not the maid. Hmph.

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

fascinatingly intimate moment between me and my lesbian dental hygienist today when i asked for a glass of water sitting up in the chair before any of the cleaning or work had even started and she went "oh here this is quicker" and held my mouth open and put the little hose in and had me just keep swallowing the little trickle of water from that for a few moments. eye contact the whole time

winter lovers be like "omg its 5pm time to get outta work and go grab some groceries maybe a snack 😁😁😁😁😁" *looks out the window*