Being Counter-charmed - Or Worse, Silenced - Is A Bruise To The Ego, Certainly, But One May Console Oneself

hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means

what's your lady's deal

She's an incredible and talented person who has been unfairly tormented over the years by far too many things. Also its incredibly funny and a very skilled writer

Never, ever, cross a cow with a cat.

You'll get an udder catastrophe.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

An immediate cessation of funding and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

there’s something so compelling about stories where a character’s virtues intensify into flaws that lead to their downfall. loyalty and love becoming so all-consuming that compassion outside of them ceases to exist. duty overwhelming any moral compass until order becomes more important than justice. selflessness so intense it becomes self-destruction. let me watch while whatever saved the hero in the beginning destroys them. let me see them fall to their own worst impulses disguised as what once made them good.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Please I need to see muzzled Alecto oh my god, I’m never gonna stop thinking about your tags for her and Harrow

enjoy :3

i call every animal I encounter a picture of she, even if they're obviously displaying male dimorphic traits to offset the fact that everyone else is doing the exact same thing but with he/him