Its (serve Your) Maid Day

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most

Opinions on being the one to seduce gods?

getting seduced by the gods is basic as FUCK

I'm infallible by the way

rb if ur gay

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

I just got polls, so naturally I have to make one. Iiiiiit's trolley problem time!

5 of your close friends are tied to a track, you can stop the train, and the person tying people to tracks, but you have to kill both them and the conductor. The conductor is just doing their job, and unknowing aid.