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every cycling news or statement is always like

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock

because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all

tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat

[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife

team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420

in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!

[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Peloton Text Posts (6/?)

these are so important to me

tadej’s arm around jonas, jonas leaning into tadej, like he just want to stay here despite the world watching them i-

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

Me: it's hard to ship Jonas with a man because he's obviously so in love with his wife.

Me, searching AO3 for a new Jonas/Tadej fic: but not impossible.