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tour de france just now cinched best sports event in the world award when the entire peloton passed around a bag of peanut m&m’s while biking up a mountain at 30 km p/h
every cycling news or statement is always like
[redacted] got hit by a really big rock
because of mating season in the national forrest Forêt d'Orléans in france, riders will not be allowed to make any noise at all
tour de france will start on a boat. yes only 40 riders can fit on it. no we dont care we will get 180 on that boat
[redacted] has been fined for loving their kids and wife
team [redacted] have a new sponser and will now be The Honey Baked Ham-Gatorade-Samsung | Wikipedia 420
in tour of Vatican City, the winner will get their own weight in holy water!
[redacted] got hit by a really big rock, again. Thus making then the first to get hit by a big rock twice. The UCI have fined them for this
uh oh There’s More‼️‼️
the urge to touch your rival/soulmate/nemesis/the bane of your existence and the object of all your desires every chance you get
I am dead serious
CYCLING TEXT POSTS PART 4! Idk why I typed it in caps it just makes it feel more special I guess.
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