Me Waiting For Johnlock To Become Canon

Me when my OTP does something cute

Brendon Urie’s out here making his own cinematic universe

😂😂😂

Eddie: No, no, Rich. We can’t go. My mom is going to be out late tonight and we have to “study.”

Richie: Study? No way, Eddie. I’m going to the club!

Eddie: No, Richie. You’re coming over to my house tonight. And we’re gonna…

Eddie: [looks at other losers]

Eddie: Study.

Richie: Fine! [pouts] I never get to do anything fun.

Stan: God, Richie, you’re dumb.

Richie: Well, I guess that’s why I’ve gotta go study.

Oh shit

Bucky: “… Stevie?”

Bucky: *Dissolves ala Infinity War*

Steve: *whimpers in shock*

Steve: “…Buck?”

Wade: “…This is so sad Petey; play Despacito”

Wade: “…Petey?”

# mood

😭 This 100% happened

stanley uris is the first person richie tozier comes out to. he’s fifteen and terrified of the whole thing but he’s not scared to tell stan because he trusts stan and he knows stan will accept him and support him and he’s right because he tells him and stan says “okay richie thank you for telling me now we’ve made popcorn and cookies do you want to watch fresh prince or what?” they go to the same school and share a dorm room and eventually an apartment and richie never complains when stan spreads a puzzle out on their coffee table and stan never complains when richie spends an hour in the shower practicing various voices where he thinks nobody can hear him. richie gets out of the shower and goes in the kitchen and stan is making a sandwich and he says “the british guy is getting better” and richie grins and shakes his wet hair all over stan and steals half his sandwich, but it’s not really stealing, because he knows stan and he knows half was for him anyway. richie is the first person stan tells about patty and richie’s eyes well up with tears and he claps stan on the shoulder and says “hell yeah staniel always knew you were a lady killer” and stan rolls his eyes but it means something to have richie be proud of him. stan is the first person richie tells about eddie and stan says “okay richie i support you i think he’s nuts and i think you’ll kill each other someday but you’ve been stupid gone for him since third grade so i support you” and richie laughs and knows stan’s being dramatic but it means something to have stan’s support. they are the best man at each other’s wedding. richie is the fourth person to hold stan’s firstborn son (because the doctor, patty, and stan himself are the first three) and he nearly cries when stan says “his middle name is richard”.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

please meme this guys.

Amazing 😂

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

Oh yeah!

in loving memory of this haircut

OH MY GOD

YESSSSSS I HOPE THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE WE ALSO DIDNT SEE BUCKY RUNNING THROUGH THE TREES SCREAMING SO HE BETTER BE COMING BACK TO EXACT HIS REVENGE ON THAT NOSE AND KISS HIS BOYFRIEND

also,,, idk who OP is bc the insta account i got this from didn’t tag. if anyone knows who wrote this let me know