otp: ‘til the end of the line ( insp )
😂😂
Steve: Nat is the sister I never had and Sam is the brother I never had!
Steve: They are also my best friends.
Bucky: Then who the hell am I?
Steve: Father of the kids I never had!
Is this not what happened? 😂
Scott being a good bro 😎😏
The dream crossover, this is scarily accurate
Mike: Tell me about the Losers’ club.
Bill: [Gestures to Stan with his bird book]. Stan, he doesn’t really like things that go against logic. So he does a lot of bird watching. Pretty much worthless in shenanigans.
Mike: Copy that.
Bill: Now the others. Bev Marsh: tough, smart, hard to read, and scary as hell.
[Flashback to Christmas time]
Bev: Tell me who has me for secret Santa.
Ben: No! That takes all the fun out of it.
[Bev stares daggers at Ben].
Ben: It’s Stan. He got you a scarf. It’s blue and ugly. I’ll make him return it.
Bill: Ben Hanscom: He’s a grinder. He works harder than anyone else. He’s not physically…gifted.
[Flashback: Ben unwraps a muffin, then drops it on the ground].
Ben: Awww man! My muffin!
[Goes to pick up the muffin but smacks his head on the desk.]
Ben: Ow! My head! My muffin and my head!
Bill: Eddie Kaspbrak: his mom tells everyone he’s always sick. Gets underestimated because of it, so he’s always trying to prove he’s tough.
[Flashback to Eddie putting hot sauce on his sandwich. He sees Stan watching].
Eddie: You think I can’t handle this much hot sauce? I can handle way more than this. [Eddie pours hot sauce onto sandwich and takes a bite].
Eddie: [in agony]. In…your…face.
Stan: I didn’t say anything.
Mike: Tell me about Richie.
Bill: Richie is our trashmouth. He likes making jokes and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved…is how to grow up.
Mike: That’s very well put.
Bill: I’ve talked a lot about Richie in my weekly therapy sessions.
Comedy King 😂👌
Eddie fumbling out of the bathroom with a fresh stab wound on his face casually saying “Bowers is in my room” was peak comedy
DOES ANYBODY REALIZE THAT IT’S THE FIRST TIME WE SEE BUCKY SMILING LIKE PROPERLY SINCE IDK THE FIRST CAP MOVIE??? IN A GENUINE HEARTFELT HAPPY INTERACTION???? WHOLESOME STUCKY MEET AFTER LITERAL YEARS???? IM NOT OKAY?????
#alec being a flirty boyfriend and wanting to always smell like magnus is the cutest thing ever
😭 Best friends
I’ll be there for you, ‘cause you’re there for me too.
That's it this is Canon now
the real fix it is that chapter two never happened. we all know the theory that chapter two was just what bev saw in the deadlights, right? so I really want to see her going out of her way to make sure (most of) what she saw never happens
knowing she’ll forget as soon as she leaves, bev starts making notes about the future on little cards, agnus nutter style. save many a problem that way
as soon as she can, she writes on the postcard ben gave her with the poem - your hair is winter fire, january embers, my heart burns there too - in big letters BEN HANSCOM WROTE THIS
she never gets married, knowing she ends up with someone just like her father
some years later, mike learns that IT has returned and he sets about calling his old friends only the day before he receives an anonymous letter. DO NOT CALL STANLEY URIS. LET HIM BE. YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT HIM, LET HIM REST. IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK ABOUT CALLING STANLEY URIS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOP YOUR DICK OFF. mike doesn’t call stan
the day they meet up at the jade comes and before ben can even say his quip about passwords, bev’s in his arms hugging him. he’s like ??? but okay
richie: *watching eddie* / bev, leans over: I know about r+e on the kissing bridge you useless gay bitch / richie: what the fuck?
mike being like ‘okay so we all need to collect tokens from our childhood so we can sacrifice it in a native american ritual’ whilst bev just rolls her eyes ‘the ritual’s bullshit mike. we just have to bully the fucker to death’. at this point everyone is legit scared of bev and just go with it
bev quickly tells ben she knows he was the one who wrote the poem and his little heart soars
eddie’s about to go into his room one night when bev stops him like ‘yeah don’t go in there’ and he’s like ‘?? why not??’ and she just kicks the door open and punches bowers’ in the fucking throat
bev: do you want to save that kid’s life? / bill: w-w-what are you t-t-talking- / bev: little kid, curly hair, really chill. you’re worried he’ll be the next georgie. do you want to save him? / bill: y-y-yeah? / bev, puts her hand on his shoulder: then you have to kidnap him
everyone getting ready to fight IT and eddie being all ‘okay neibolt is not my favourite place but I’ll do anything for you guys’ and bev just spins the fuck around like ‘you’re not going’. eddie is like really hurt because he wants to help and the more of them, the better. she makes him promise not to leave the hotel to come after them
even then she locks every door behind her, making sure eddie is safe and sound in the hotel room. during the drive to neibolt bev turns to richie and said ‘I watched you lose him once, I’m not doing that again’
they beat the shit out of spider-wise pretty easily and start chanting ‘clown’ from the off, and rip IT’s fucking heart out. piece of cake
finally they’d done it and bev could have a well earned rest
when they get back to the hotel and free eddie, he and richie disappear for a bit and the others don’t need to be told where they’ve gone. they return half an hour later holding hands
this is when mike calls stan and says ‘hey buddy it’s mike hanlon from derry. I just want you to know, it’s over. IT’s dead. the others are all here and we would love it if you joined us’
stan arrives, takes one look at richie and eddie holding hands and sighs deeply. he’s missed this. he’s missed them
everything is fine, only the villain died and everyone is happy
😂
what a bummer
- in another universe, softly, kindly, without question | P.D
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