#dramatic
I wanted him to summarize civil war, just so I could see him doing voice over for cap😂
I want the entire MCU summarised by this man so I can see all the actors impersonating and their voice sync by Michael Pena. Just Imagine Thanos, Wanda, Vision or any character who are serious af talk with some swag and have that ‘attitude’
TRUE
I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.
The dream crossover, this is scarily accurate
Mike: Tell me about the Losers’ club.
Bill: [Gestures to Stan with his bird book]. Stan, he doesn’t really like things that go against logic. So he does a lot of bird watching. Pretty much worthless in shenanigans.
Mike: Copy that.
Bill: Now the others. Bev Marsh: tough, smart, hard to read, and scary as hell.
[Flashback to Christmas time]
Bev: Tell me who has me for secret Santa.
Ben: No! That takes all the fun out of it.
[Bev stares daggers at Ben].
Ben: It’s Stan. He got you a scarf. It’s blue and ugly. I’ll make him return it.
Bill: Ben Hanscom: He’s a grinder. He works harder than anyone else. He’s not physically…gifted.
[Flashback: Ben unwraps a muffin, then drops it on the ground].
Ben: Awww man! My muffin!
[Goes to pick up the muffin but smacks his head on the desk.]
Ben: Ow! My head! My muffin and my head!
Bill: Eddie Kaspbrak: his mom tells everyone he’s always sick. Gets underestimated because of it, so he’s always trying to prove he’s tough.
[Flashback to Eddie putting hot sauce on his sandwich. He sees Stan watching].
Eddie: You think I can’t handle this much hot sauce? I can handle way more than this. [Eddie pours hot sauce onto sandwich and takes a bite].
Eddie: [in agony]. In…your…face.
Stan: I didn’t say anything.
Mike: Tell me about Richie.
Bill: Richie is our trashmouth. He likes making jokes and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved…is how to grow up.
Mike: That’s very well put.
Bill: I’ve talked a lot about Richie in my weekly therapy sessions.
Hi! Hello!
Who’s up for yet another parallel? 🙋♀️
[Eddie speaking to Bobby in 3x08]
She already left once, broke [Christopher’s] heart. You know, I was afraid she was going to do it again. She did.
versus
[Eddie and Buck at the hospital in 4x14]
My attorney said you could refuse [to be Christopher’s legal guardian if I die].
But you know I wouldn’t.
I know you wouldn’t.
WOW
In light of all the Steve vs. Stephen posts, here’s something wholesome and cuter:
Stephen doesn’t wanna drive a car or be in a vehicle at all, because, y’know, trauma. But I mean you can’t always portal yourself everywhere all the time either, so Steve teaches him to ride his motorcycle instead. He lends it to the sorcerer whenever he needs to get somewhere— and sometimes, every now and then, just to see him smile.
Because there’s something quietly touching about the way Stephen flies down the streets as though he’s finally free, laughing as his cloak streams out behind him, his dark hair curling happily in the wind.
❤️❤️❤️
Karman + hugs
It really be like that huh😂🤦♀️
Aman's family really tried to no homo an ongoing kiss, I'm dead
eddie hands on hips diaz
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