The-universe-is-complicated - It Is I

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

So D.B. Cooper exists because Thor dared Loki to do it.

Somewhere Shane Madej is screaming.

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

imagine being thanos and looking all over for infinity stones just for there to be multiple of them in some guy’s paper cabinet or being used as paper weights

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

how grateful i am to not be a teenager during the era of tiktok