Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

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1 year ago

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken đź’ž (ily Cassius)

1 year ago

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

1 year ago

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

1 year ago

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

1 year ago

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

1 year ago

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

1 year ago

DNI if you:

Got it from Agnes

Got it from Jim

Got it from Louise (we all agree)

Got it from Harry

Got it from Marie

Got it from me (everybody knows!)

Got it from Daphne

Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)

Gave it to Sheila

Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)

Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)

Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)

Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)

Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)

Got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was sue?

Or Millie

Or Billie

Or Gillie

Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)

Got it at the club

Or at the pub

Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!

1 year ago

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired

9 months ago

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

8 months ago

I fear nobody will ever be able to match the dead stare standard criston has managed to set this season. gwayne accused him of fucking his sister and he said alicent is the Virgin Mary i keep trying to kill myself and she won’t let me. btw i hope we both die. and then he looked at him like this

I Fear Nobody Will Ever Be Able To Match The Dead Stare Standard Criston Has Managed To Set This Season.
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thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box
The Mouldy Box

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