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Killer Queen 🔪 👑 - A Negan and Blake role-reversal AU

What would happen if it was Blake that ruled the Sanctuary instead of Negan with her bat ‘Lucas’? And what would happen when a sweet and caring guy named Negan shows up with his abusive fiance Rachel…

Based on Chapter 2 of my Peaches fic.

It been three hours since, with not even a word from either of the men holding him, Negan was shoved roughly forwards, back into the dank and gloomy cell, the door clanging shut behind him.

And since then he had sat here, cold, alone and thirsty…wondering if he would ever get out.

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Movie Night HC’s

heavily inspired by a convo with @english-fucker hehe:3

(like 1.1k words. implied matt x reader x davis. she/her used, y/n used like once. bad writing probably bc it was very quick and i just wanted to write something. not proofread srry i hate reading my own writing. a lot of Marvel talk, could be incorrect idk man. mostly dialogue.)

You should’ve known better, really. 

On paper, movie nights are a great idea. Cuddled up on the couch with a bunch of blankets, your two best friends, three pups surrounding you.

Matt always brings the snacks. Usually way too much Dr Pepper and sweet tea for three people - “you don’t know my limits”, he’d argue in response whenever you brought it up - Takis, a big tub of salsa and chips, and a few of your favorite snacks that are “for Y/N, Davis. Get your damn hands off ‘em.”

Davis would always pick the movie, which was usually Marvel, DC, Star Wars or some other movie you’d all seen a hundred times. It’s not like you cared, really. You were just happy to be with your favorite guys.

Tonight’s movie? Civil War

You should've known the second Davis put it on. But you didn't think twice. And now, you’re sandwiched between the two of them while they argue. Again.

“No fucking way Team Cap is better, dude. Stark has Vision, War Machine, Spiderman, and Black Panther.” Davis huffs as he shoots Matt a look

Matt laughs. “Dude, you’re really taking their side against Cap? Against Winter Soldier? Captain America, one of the most iconic characters of all time? Spiderman is what, sixteen? He’s great, don’t get me wrong, but his character arc hasn't even started. You think he's got any game in a war? Against Bucky fucking Barnes?”

Your eyes flick between the two of them. You’re almost halfway through the movie, but you know for a fact this isn't ending anytime soon. At this point, you’re not even annoyed. You’re used to it by now. And maybe it's kinda cute watching them still be so passionate about something they’ve seen so much they can practically quote it in their sleep.

“Tony Stark is a billionaire. And how many PhDs does Cap have, huh?”

“Dude, that doesn’t matter. Like, at all. How many PhDs does a soldier need? He’s a soldier. I’ll give you that he’s a billionaire, so yes, he has resources. But he’s not a soldier, or a fighter like any of the others in the group. He’s a scientist. Cap leads a team, he fights, and he wins. So get off Stark’s dick, my God.” Matt huffs, shoving a handful of Takis in his mouth.

It’s been long enough. The movie’s almost over, and you can barely pay attention when they’re arguing over it. “Can you guys shu-” You start to cut in.

“Wait, shh. Shut it, this is the best part.” Davis says, throwing a hand over your lap as he sits up excitedly. You roll your eyes, about to speak up when Matt jumps in in your defense. Well… Partly. Most of it is probably just the need to keep arguing.

“Dude, don't shush her. You were the one talking to start with, dick.”

“Me?! You’re the one goin’ on about how Tony Stark, the dude whose movie started the entire MCU franchise, sucks. Which is fuckin’ insane.” Davis grumbles, once more completely disregarding the movie he chose. Sometimes you wonder if he does it on purpose, picking a movie he knows he could argue about for hours.

You sigh quietly, a faint smile playing on your lips as you look down at Boo’s head on your lap in a silent “Are you hearing this?”. As if he understood, the dog huffs quietly and shifts to rest a paw on your knee. Next time you should just invite Boo, Zeus, and Max and leave it at that.

You zone out eventually, listening to Matt’s claims that Tony Stark being the first doesn't mean he’s the best, and Davis arguing that the Avengers wouldn’t be anything without the funding and marketing he provided. “You think for a dude who works with bands, you’d know management is a huge part of making talent what it is.”

Soon enough, the credits are rolling, and they realise they haven't paid attention at all. 

“Fuck, okay. Start it again.” Davis says as he reaches for the remote.

Matt snatches it from his hand, grinning. “Absolutely not. I’m picking the next one. You got it the last time and you wasted it. We need a break from your little nerd movies.” “And Lord of the Rings is any less nerdy?”

“Uh, yeah! Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece in fantasy worldbuilding, man. We’re watching it.”

Davis rolls his eyes, finally deciding to remember you were squished between the two of them. “Why don’t we let Y/N choose? She’s the one who invited us over. Sweets, what do you think-”

He cuts himself off as he finally looks over, noticing you slumped against the back of the couch with your eyes closed and hand stilled in Boo’s fur.

Matt snickers. Of course, you’re asleep. You always fall asleep after the first movie, and they’re always too busy debating to notice.

“Dude.. she's asleep already.”

Davis scoffs. “Yeah, because listening to you bored her half to death.”

“Yeah, right. More like you and your lame ass takes put her to sleep.”

“Whatever.” Davis rolls his eyes, snatching the remote and throwing it over to the other side of the couch. “C’mon, she’s gonna get a neck cramp if she stays like that. Shove over, dumbass.”

“Aww, and you suddenly care about her?” Matt teases, rolling his eyes right back but shifting over anyway. “I didn’t know you had a heart.”

“Fuck off,” Davis grumbles quietly as he shifts you to lay down, your head on Matt’s lap and legs thrown across his own. You stir slightly at the movement, a soft sigh escaping you and causing them to lower their voices. “You know exactly how I feel, dickwad. Not like you’re any better.”

A laugh comes from Matt, smirking as his hand moves down to your hair on instinct. “Ah, yes. But I can at least admit that I care.”

“Yeah? Admit it to her, then.” Davis quips in response as he shoots Matt a knowing look.

Matt’s smirk falters at that, sighing as he looks away. Davis has got him and they both know it. “Don’t start with me.” He mutters.

After a moment of silence, Davis sighs quietly. A small smile graces his lips as he looks down at you. “Guess we’re both just fucked then, huh?”

Matt laughs quietly. He pushes a strand of hair out of your face as he looks down at you, too, his expression mirroring Davis’. “Guess so. Pretty pathetic for both of us, honestly.”

“Eh, who knows?” Davis shrugs and leans back against the couch. “Maybe she’s one of those girls who’s like… super into the whole ‘two boyfriends’ thing.”

“Stop it.” Matt scoffs, throwing the bag of Takis at him. “You’re gonna get my hopes up.”

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