Me Trying Not To Smile From The Fanfic I Just Read

He's just a little silly, y'all.

Bitch pls your gay and if they aren't mine then they certainly anit yours

Nobody :

Me ignoring the "minors do not interact" "18+" "minors dni" warning signs in fanfics

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

Therapist: Oh, you definitely have daddy issues

Me: no, I don't

Also, me hours later realizing all my favorite fictional characters are older man....

Bitch why is not in school?

tw: spit play

the urge to hold Coryos' jaw open, spit in his mouth and force him to swallow it while he's glaring at you with anger- shame of submitting like this but not doing anything because he likes it and he likes you

I can fix him

i can fix him (no really i can)

Pain

When I go read a fanfic, but then see it was last updated over two years ago

Sureeeeeer

tw: spit play

the urge to hold Coryos' jaw open, spit in his mouth and force him to swallow it while he's glaring at you with anger- shame of submitting like this but not doing anything because he likes it and he likes you