Thebog-witch - Monday

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.

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OHMERY OHHHHH OGG MERRYYYY

merry krimas!!!!!!! and happy holidayg

i amon sleep me,dicationGoodnight

soul eater is great 50 episodes straight of a bunch of loser 13 year olds acting genuinely brainless while the sickest music you've heard in your life blares at max volume

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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

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okay like how

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ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

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thanks but im not looking for a roomie

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desecration potion

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potion of desecration

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loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

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great the hexbots found my post

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babe just come over to my castle

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ur hellhound scares me

"If it was... so simple a thing, then why? Why not sooner?"

wearing big shirt that says "ask me about my ocs" in big letters insinuating that you the reader should ask me about my ocs. please

The thing re Weird Al that I think is worth recognizing is illustrated by the Spike Jones Jr quote “One of the things that people don’t realize about Dad’s kind of music is, when you replace a C-sharp with a gunshot, it has to be a C-sharp gunshot or it sounds awful.“ It’s like really good parody has to do it all backwards and in heels, and Weird Al gets in there and counts the syllables and pours over the phrasing and word choices so that it all sounds precisely like the original, and then re-records the song, acknowledging the tiniest details of the recording, and also makes it a highly detailed spoof of an adjacent and absurdly unrelated piece of popular culture. I think really good parody has a love for the source materiel that’s impossible to fake. It takes real musicianship (or craft) to do and it usually gets tossed aside as “novelty” recording.

Phoenix

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon soon 😊

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this