WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

We are heading towards an absolute knowledge black hole, aren't we?

hey @badjokesbyjeff and @writing-prompt-s how in the genuine fuck do you two have fan mail options

personal collection of tiny guys

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

@the-ones-who-fall I don't know whether to feel called out or flattered

YOU are bi!

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression: