Cute!

Noooo! Not the shorter lifespan! 🥺

The signs of time

Cowards won’t Reblog

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

Hatsune Cipher

was live-streaming on insta when my moots came up with the idea of bill miku 🎤⚠️

I have to disagree with you on this one, but I like my eggs firm, even crispy! Soft, runny eggs are awful.

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

I love when my dreams continue. Like, the dream ended before the story was over and I’m really bummed out. But then, whether it’s that night, the next night, or a hundred nights later, I return to the dream and the story continues. It’s been years since I’ve visited some, but i know I’ll recognize them if I return, and I’ll be glad to see my friends again. Sometimes dreams are in the same storyline, just at different times and places.

The weirdest part is that when I have these dreams, I almost always feel like some outside entity is trying to communicate with me. It’s not that I feel like the dreams aren’t mine. It’s more like my mind has touched something else and we created the dreamscape together.

I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

Worst way to make pasta. Go

Lick the noodles until soft, squeeze tomato juice over it.

Hehe

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube